This Fucking Watch is Made of Lasers!

Do you see this picture? Go ahead, really look at it. Look hard. Go on, I’ll wait…

 

You see that? You fucking see that? That’s a watch, that’s made of lasers. Or uses lasers. I dunno, the point is, to tell time, you look at the damn lasers. See that? That could be your chiseled, stubbled jawline, next to that watch.

 

Yes, you could be touching your watch at 7:00…and lasers shoot out of it!

 

This ain’t no James Bond look-at-me-I-can-shoot-lasers watch. Hell no. Q took one look at this motherfucker and went, “Shit, I’m out.”

Word.

Problem is? It’s just a design, for now. But in the future, everyone will be wearing these anyway, so yeah. Bitchin’.