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		<title>Guest Review: Robot Unicorn Attack</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 23:29:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Robinson</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: left;">Robot Unicorn Attack&#8230;.you either have a smile on your face, or a puzzled look, weather you&#8217;ve heard of it or not, you&#8217;re probably going to play it after reading this. Robot Unicorn Attack is a flash game developed by our good friends over at Adult Swim. At its core the game is nothing special, it&#8217;s a straight forward sidescroller. In the game you (the Robot Unicorn) run jump and boost through the course avoiding obstacles and collecting points.</div>
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<div style="text-align: left;">So what&#8217;s so special about it, you say? Well for one you play as a Robot Unicorn attacking with all your robot furry. Secondly&#8230;secondly&#8230;.well the song, the song Chosen by Voters that is playing through the whole game&#8230;on loop,  is catchy, rhythmic and insidious. The combined sound of 90s dance music, bright colorful textures, and the fact that your a unicorn robot? Makes for one awesome and epic time waster!</div>
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<div style="text-align: left;">Whether you believe me or not the truth is in the experience, and to truly experience it you obviously have to check it out. It&#8217;s not the greatest game ever, nor the most original. its exactly what it sets out to be though. Robot Unicorn Attack is a mindlessly entertaining flash game you play for 15-20 and keep coming back to play an hour later. Once you play it you&#8217;ll know why it&#8217;s spread like wild fire across the internet.</div>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Eric Robinson is a musician, gamer, and pretty cool guy from Yonkers, New York.</p>
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		<title>Super Mario Galaxy 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 00:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>William Hildebrand</dc:creator>
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<p><strong>Overview:</strong><br />
Mario has done it again, returning with a great sequel that builds more on the success of the original Super Mario Galaxy. Just like in the original, Mario is tasked with navigating worlds, defying gravity and overcoming mind-boggling obstacles. Super Mario Galaxy 2 offers up more some challenging puzzles, but even the most novice Nintendo player can beat this game with the added &#8216;play for me&#8217; option, where the computer controls Mario and completes the puzzle for you, making a game challenging enough for a hardcore gamer be approachable for non-gamers.</p>
<p><strong>Setting:</strong><br />
By now, you know the story. Princess Peach gets kidnapped and Mario is the only one who can rescue her from Bowser! Why? &#8220;Don&#8217;t ask questions,&#8221; says Nintendo. &#8220;Princesses have to be saved!&#8221; Okay then. I&#8217;m somewhat tired of repeating myself with the princess-saving, and I was hoping, since this was a sequel, that there might be something new here. But that&#8217;s okay, the fun factor of the story is still there. Simply put, there are a bunch of stars, and you collect them, until you have enough to save Peach.</p>
<p><strong>Gameplay:</strong><br />
As I previously stated above, Nintendo added the &#8216;play for me&#8217; option which lets the computer get you past frustrating challenges. Outside of that, the biggest addition is Yoshi, who, just like in Super Mario Sunshine, changes color depending on the fruit he eats. Some of the berries in the game give Yoshi special powers, like the blimp berry, which gives Yoshi the power to float (I&#8217;ll let you figure out what a dash pepper does).</p>
<p>In the previous installment, we were introduced to Bee Mario and Boo Mario. These two suits make a comeback, in addition to two new ones: Rock Mario, which basically turns Mario into a rock, camouflaging him, and allowing for a high powered gravity attack (think Kirby from Super Smash Bros), and Cloud Mario, which turns Mario into surprise, a cloud, allowing Mario to create and walk on clouds.</p>
<p>Like all Mario games, several of the levels are frustratingly difficult, but such is the charm of the Mario series. My favorite change is the enhancement of the 2D levels. Several levels now move from 3D to 2D and back, sometimes messing with the gravity as well, and it works perfectly. The addition of an all-2D world was welcome too.</p>
<p><strong>Controls and Graphics:</strong><br />
Controls are identical to Super Mario Galaxy, and maneuvering Yoshi with the wiimote is just as simple as it has been in the past. On top of that, the graphics are gorgeous. And when I say gorgeous, I mean it: SMG2 is a complete improvement. They fully maximize the power of the Nintendo Wii to make this game look stellar, as though Mario were really flying through space.</p>
<p><strong>Sound:</strong><br />
Charles Martinet, the longest running Mario voice actor, provides the voice of both Mario and Luigi, and the orchestral sounds of Mahito Yokota and Koji Kondo return. Yokota&#8217;s works are not well known, outside of Super Mario Galaxy, but if you&#8217;ve played a Nintendo game in the last twenty years, you&#8217;ve heard Koji Kondo&#8217;s work. He&#8217;s composed every major Nintendo theme, ranging from Mario and Zelda to Smash Bros. and Star Fox.</p>
<p><strong>Final thought:</strong><br />
Super Mario Galaxy 2 is well worth the price tag. The game features challenging puzzles and the same fun gameplay you&#8217;ve come to expect, plus, you get Yoshi, come on. As is becoming a trend with Nintendo as of late (See: Red Steel 2), SMG2 improves completely on the original, and surpasses it easily, without once becoming repetitive. Expect many hours of entertaining gameplay. A must buy.</p>
<p><strong>Grade: A-</strong></p>
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		<title>Mass Effect 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 14:37:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick Salyers</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At this point, you&#8217;re probably very aware of Bioware&#8217;s reputation, and with good reason, they know how to make a compelling game. We first saw it with Baldur&#8217;s Gate and Knights of the Old Republic, and we&#8217;ve seen it again and again Dragon Age, Jade Empire, Neverwinter Nights, and, most recently, Mass Effect. Mass Effect 2 is, unsurprisingly, a direct sequel to the first, but what is surprising is the large number of changes that accompany the sequel, a rarity in an industry that thrives on a lack of innovation. Bioware took some major risks in changing key aspects of the game, but I&#8217;m here to tell you that not only was Mass Effect 2 as good as it&#8217;s predecessor, but it easily surpasses it, hopefully becoming an example to other companies of how to take a game and move forward with a sequel. Be forewarned, Mass Effect and minor Mass Effect 2 spoilers will follow.</p>
<p>Mass Effect 2 picks up 2 months after the Battle of the Citadel. Commander Shepard, along with the rest of the Normandy crew, are patrolling Geth space, looking for signs of activity. Helmsman Jeff &#8220;Joker&#8221; Moreau mentions to another member of the crew his observations on the lack of any activity in several months. Having broken the first commandment of foreshadowing, the Normandy is immediately attacked by unknown assailants, who quickly render the ship dead in the proverbial water. Shepard, ever the hero, risks his life saving the last remaining crewman not in a lifeboat, and upon securing him, is ejected into space by another attack, sending him spiraling off into the atmosphere of a nearby planet, a breach in his suit leaking air as the crew watches him enter the atmosphere and incinerate.</p>

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<p>Fast forward two years. Shepard awakes on a surgeons table to the sounds of gunfire and explosions, and is thrust into the events as terrible as those that lead to his temporary death. Entire Human colonies are being abducted from the Terminus Systems, without a trace as to the reason, or persons, behind the act. The aptly named Illusive Man, leader of Humanist origination Cerberus, has spent the previous two years rebuilding Shepard, atom by atom, in the hopes that he, and he alone, could figure out the abductions. He must investigate the occurrences, build a team, and fight back, if Humanity, if not the entire galaxy, is to survive, all the while with the knowledge that every moment, the Reapers move closer towards staging their final attack.</p>
<p>So how does Mass Effect 2 stack up, you ask? Well you&#8217;re in luck, because below is my extensive and exhaustive review.</p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #008000;">The Good: Storytelling</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">Mass Effect 2, like Mass Effect before it, tells a very compelling story about the conquests of Shepard and the Normandy. The main story itself is simple enough, assemble team, find bad guys, kill bad guys. It&#8217;s the way, however, that the story is told, is what makes it something special. The opening scene is an immediate &#8220;shit just got real&#8221; moment, assuring you that it would be no cakewalk as you got your space legs back. Within the first ten minutes, you&#8217;re dead, and within a few minutes after that, you&#8217;re unarmed in the middle of an assault on your location, of which you have no knowledge of. The game does an excellent job of making you feel as though it is you against the galaxy, and before you know it, you&#8217;re caught up working for an organization you&#8217;ve previously fought against run by a man you know nothing about, because it&#8217;s all you&#8217;ve got.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">Character&#8217;s individual stories and backgrounds are also incredibly deep, more so than they were in Mass Effect. They are all highly emotional, and progress in ways that feel natural. No longer will it seem as though a character&#8217;s development jumps across the board.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">The most compelling part of the storytelling is how well the two games stories weave in and out. Your old squad, people you interacted with, people you assisted, and organizations you&#8217;ve had business and run-ins with all return, many in such a way as to provide you with a new perspective on them. Cerberus for instance, who&#8217;s operatives you fight against in Mass Effect, are suddenly the only group who supports you, for better or worse, in your fight against the greater evils of the galaxy.</span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #ff0000;">The Bad: Story</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">This may seem like a blatant contradiction to what I just said, but hear me out. Mass Effect was an amazing story, and assuming that Mass Effect 3 doesn&#8217;t somehow completely fall apart, that story will be awesome too. Mass Effect 2&#8242;s story, as part of a trilogy, is great. However, it is clearly the second part of a trilogy, and as such, suffers heavily from Empire Strikes Back syndrome.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Imagine, assuming you aren&#8217;t old enough to just remember, that it&#8217;s 1977, and you&#8217;ve just seen Star Wars for the first time. You spend the next three years waiting for a sequel, seeing the movie over and over, acting it out via intense cardboard tube lightsaber battles. Finally the day arrives, you watch as Luke takes down at AT-AT singlehandedly, wait on baited breathe as he battles Vader, share his pain as he finds out that Vader is his father, and watch hopelessly as the infinitely badass Boba Fett carries the imprisoned Han Solo away, and then suddenly, it&#8217;s over. You&#8217;re left with a great movie, but no closure, and another four years to wait before you find out what&#8217;s going to happen to these people who you&#8217;ve become emotionally attached to. Mass Effect is arguably worse, as these aren&#8217;t just people you&#8217;re observing, but it&#8217;s  <strong>you</strong>, and <strong>your</strong> friends. You&#8217;re not just emotionally invested, you&#8217;re a part of this world.</span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #0000ff;">The Hopeful?: Early ME3 Release</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">Bioware has already stated a desire to get Mass Effect 3 out to the public quicker than it took to get Mass Effect 2 out after the initial release. This is good news, because if all I had to do to get this game in my hands tomorrow was murder someone in cold blood, I&#8217;d be out knocking on my neighbors&#8217; doors. Could this mean a possible release in 2011, less than a two years after Mass Effect 2? Not a bad wager, but regardless, we will have a new Mass Effect back in our hands before the world ends in 2012.</span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #008000;">The Good: Combat</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">As we&#8217;ve all heard, the combat in Mass Effect 2 is visceral. Apparently visceral means something along the lines of an action being reactive rather than intellectual, instinctive, if you will. I both applaud their attempts at using an expanded form of the English language, and agree with their own assessment. The combat system is streamlined, and feels more like and FPS than an RTS. The ability to map two custom powers as well as an automatically assigned third button allows you to easily use whatever power the situation demands on the fly, rather than stopping play every few seconds. On top of that, putting the reticle on a target will actually give you a chance to hit the target, a much needed change from the crazy spread established in Mass Effect.</span></p>

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<p><span style="color: #008000;">Though I&#8217;ve heard the complaints, and even I was skeptical at first, I also really like the shift to clips rather than an overheating system. This, combined with the simplification of the weapon options, the addition of an SMG weapons category, and the replacing of grenades with heavy weapons all allow for the same, if not more, customization of weapons, without overwhelming you with choices. On top of that, the SMG category now allows the less combative classes to hold their own even without biotics and tech.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">What it boils down to is, if you took away the biotics and tech powers, and just left Mass Effect 2 as a 3rd person shooter, it could rank highly on it&#8217;s own merits. That&#8217;s impressive, and makes the game one in which, though you may, like me, prefer to do the conversations more than the combat, you at least won&#8217;t end up dreading it, and may even find you enjoy it.</span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #ff0000;">The Bad: Cover System</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">This was my biggest disappointment in Mass Effect, and unfortunately, it carried over to it&#8217;s successor, though not without improvements. Getting your avatar to actually get behind, and stay behind, cover is much simpler than in the previous iteration. There are several units equipped with heavy weapons whose damage causes a kickback affect, causing you to be removed from the safety of the cover, occasionally bullets will hit you in the small exposed part of your head, and even more rare is the enemy fire that plunges straight through the solid cover and into your less solid body, disregarding the level physics. Combine those issues with the fact that Bioware use a single button to run, get behind cover, leave cover, and vault cover, which creates potential problems.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">I&#8217;ve had more than one situation where I was running away from enemies in an attempt to find cover and being hit with a heavy weapon that actually knocks me backwards, towards the explosion. Then, instead of running past a barrier, I&#8217;ll dive in front of it, leaving myself open to the incoming fire of my pursuers. I&#8217;ll quickly double-tap A, which causes me to stand up, and then crouch right back down, rather than vault the cover. By this time I&#8217;m dead. They&#8217;re minor gripes, and they don&#8217;t happen often, but it certainly happens too often to be pleased with.</span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #0000ff;">The Innocent: My Controller</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">Because of the issues with the cover system, my controller, unfortunately, got in the way of my fist on more than one occasion, leave a small chip and minor crack on the underside of the shell. Who knows, maybe games have turned me into a violent person (that&#8217;s what the media will be reporting after I murder my neighbors for an early copy of ME3, anyway).</span></p>
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<blockquote><p><span style="color: #008000;">The Good: Characters</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">Characters, both playable and NPCs alike, have always been a primary factor in the success of Bioware games, and Mass Effect 2 is no different. Both the amount of customization of your character and the depth and development of the side characters are exceptionally well constructed. The ability to customize every aspect of Shepard&#8217;s armor and casual dress is a much welcomed counterpoint to Mass Effect&#8217;s system of obtaining new armors.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">Another key point is the effort made by Bioware to create a much more believable crew and ship environment. Conversations occur independent of Shepard&#8217;s involvement. Crew members discuss family, missions, the food, and even comment on their opinion of Shepard. You can also obtain items for certain crew members in order to help the ship or improve morale.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">My favorite example of this is Gabriella &#8220;Gabby&#8221; Daniels and <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Montgomery &#8220;Scotty&#8221; Scott</span> Kenneth Donnelly, whose conversations range from the mundane (discussing haggis or commenting on alterations made to the ship) to the amusing (discussing the several female squadmate&#8217;s outfits), conversations with Shepard are amusing as well. Yeoman Kelly Chambers also ends up being not just an interesting conversationalist, but also a very helpful tool in alerting you to the goings on of the ship.</span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #ff0000;">The Bad: Loyalty Missions</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">The squadmates themselves are even more interesting than those of the first game, but the loyalty missions left something to be desired. They&#8217;re very cookie cutter, following a fairly strict pattern: The character is recruited, and some time later the character approaches Shepard, asking for a favor. They travel to a different planet, kill tons of bad guys, kill one especially large or powerful creature/synthetic or converse with the one special bad guy and either &#8220;leave him to the authorities&#8221; or kill him, depending on your choices. Eight of the ten (nine of the eleven if you include Zaeed) follow this pattern. And it&#8217;s boring. I would have loved having more variety in the loyalty missions, at least some variations on the tried and true &#8220;kill everything that moves&#8221; approach.</span></p>

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<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">The Asari and the Drell loyalty missions, however, have no combat directly associated with the completion of the mission, which was a welcome change. These missions are my favorite to do, and I enjoy every minute of doing them. Worth mentioning as well are the Turian and the Quarian missions, which, though still following the typical pattern, also had endings that put heavy emphasis on conversation and alignment, which I enjoyed greatly because of the many ways you can go about it. The Quarian mission is also the only one with any attempt at a &#8220;failure&#8221; scenario, though it still results in the Quarian&#8217;s loyalty.</span></p>
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<blockquote><p><span style="color: #0000ff;">The Illogical: Sex<br />
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<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">Mass Effect made headlines worldwide for it&#8217;s arguably immodest portrayal of sex in-game. However, you can&#8217;t argue the fact that, given the circumstances of the relationship formed and the situation surrounding the characters. Showing it openly and honestly was a welcome change for an industry hellbent on using sex as a selling point but never doing so with any tact or class. Mass Effect is one of few games to have portrayed sex as a romantic encounter, rather than simply being masturbatory fodder for those less fortunate gamers.</span></p>

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<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">Mass Effect 2 does a complete about face, and it makes no sense. The relationships in this game are deeper than those in the first. Every single one is a more complex, and subsequently more realistic, entity, and combined with a near suicidal final mission, it&#8217;s not surprising that Shepard and the crew would explore romantic options in their final hours of peace. What doesn&#8217;t make sense is that they would either settle for dry humping in spandex or mild foreplay. It doesn&#8217;t make sense. The logical closure point would be coitus, plain and simple. Yet Bioware seems to have shied away from the sex idea, possibly to avoid the scandal that could have followed, but considering the M Rating and the enormous amount of sales from the first game, that this was a silly issue to concern themselves with.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">Though I will give bonus points to Bioware for having another potential lesbian romance option (and she&#8217;ll even feed your fish!).</span></p>
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<blockquote><p><span style="color: #008000;">The Good: Morality</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">Mass Effect, like Knights of the Old Republic, had a morality system that was pretty simple to figure out. If a squadmate wore red and black, they were a bad guy. In any situation, they would encourage you to kill, rape, pillage, or murder, whichever best fit the situation. Otherwise, the character was a good guy, and would get momentarily angry with you if you killed Tiny Tim and took his five credits to pay for a lap dance. But the moment you said sorry, they forgot all about it.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">Mass Effect 2, thankfully, realized that there is no light or dark, just many shades of gray. Your squadmates no longer simply choose one side or the other. A character who has spent the whole game making &#8220;good decisions&#8221; may snap on his loyalty mission, shooting an innocent victim. And on top of that, conversations can be had about the change, leading to deeper character development.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">On the flip side, your choices are much less clear. Gone are the situations which you either pet the puppy or curb stomp it. Instead, you may find a seriously injured puppy, which you can either attempt to heal, which may cause many other puppies to die, or leave it for dead, saving other puppies. Which is the good route, and which is the bad? It&#8217;s not always clear. Conversational choices also make a difference now, allowing you to gain equal amounts of paragon and renegade points off of one action.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">The most obvious new feature in the morality system are the interruptions. In certain scenes, you may interrupt the action with a new variations on the current cut scene. Pulling the left trigger allows you to do a paragon interrupt, shoving an innocent out of the line of fire or consoling a grieving NPC, while pulling the right trigger initiates a renegade interrupt, allowing you to punch someone during an interrogation or end a conversation with a round to the forehead. These are not only fun, but can affect, in small ways, the way the game unfolds, and they result in an extra boost of morality points. Only problem here is that they seem very cookie-cutter, paragon choices rarely show up in combat, renegade choices rarely show up outside of confrontations. It makes sense, but I&#8217;d like to see something like a paragon interrupt to holster your weapon as a sign of good faith or to fire a warning shot, rather than just a pat on the back.</span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #ff0000;">The Bad: Chemistry, or lack thereof.</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Your squadmates all have unique dialog in unique situations, but there are almost no situations where they interact with each other. The only times they do, it&#8217;s a pre-scripted event on board the Normandy. What I would love to see in Mass Effect 3 is team chemistry.</span></p>

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<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">For instance, we have Grunt, a Krogan warrior, and Mordin, a Solarian scientist. As we know from the first game, the Solarians are responsible for the Genophage, a designed reduction in successful pregnancies in Krogans. Though Krogans often mention a dislike of Solarians, they will fight side by side, brothers in arms, without even so much as a heartfelt conversation beforehand. It&#8217;s ridiculous. I would love to see combinations that fail miserably, leading you to either think more carefully about who you take, and not just from a combative standpoint, or force you to problem-solve, and adapt, to stop potential relationship problems.</span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #0000ff;">The Amazing: Voice Acting</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">I don&#8217;t feel I need to say this, but I&#8217;m doing it anyway. The voice acting is as good as it could possibly be without me having cast it myself, and even then, who knows, maybe this is better. I&#8217;m in the minority here, but I think Mark Meer does a fairly good job of the Male Shepard voice. I don&#8217;t, however, hear much of it, because my favorite voice actor Jennifer Hale voices the Female Shepard, and truly embodies the spirit of the Commander. While Meer&#8217;s performance is very middle-of-the-road, Hale makes Renegade Shepard sound angry and like a force to be reckoned with, while Paragon Shepard sounds compassionate and kind. Hale&#8217;s performance is truly the best in the game.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">Martin Sheen and Seth Green come in as a close tie for second, for their roles as the Illusive Man and Joker, respectively. Although Martin Sheen is brilliant in the role, the edge would go, at least in my opinion, to Seth Green, though probably simply because Green&#8217;s personality is very similar to that of the sarcastic pilot, allowing him to embody the role easily. Keith David also reprises his role as Captain Anderson, and again has that almost regal sound to it. His part in ME2 was small however, and his dialog reduced to only a few lines. Adam Baldwin also surprises with a cameo that was both unexpected and perfect. Perhaps he&#8217;s not as worfress as his fellow namesake, Arec Barwin.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">Brandon Keener (Garrus Vakarian) and Liz Sroka (Tali&#8217;Zorah vas Neema nar Rayya) reprise their roles, and both give great performances, especially Sroka, who enjoys the benefit of an expanded and improved role. Other squadmate performances include voiceover veteran and always impressive Steve Blum (Grunt), an especially memorable performance by perennial background voice actor Michael Beattie (Mordin Solus), an intensely powerful performance by Courtenay Taylor (Jack), and the sexy vocals of Aussie Yvonne Strahovski (Miranda Lawson), though to be honest, there isn&#8217;t a bad performance in the game. The best part of all, though, is that, unlike Bioware games in the past,you never hear a repeated voice. Nothing kills immersion in a game quicker than hearing a guy you&#8217;ve already killed off on one planet chatting you up at the bar on the next.</span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #008000;">The Good: Character Import</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">A brilliant idea by Bioware. Keep the choices you made from game one and watch them come back up in game two. We kind of got a taste of this when Obsidian made Kotor II, but in reality, the choices weren&#8217;t carried over so much as you chose them again in an early conversation. Seeing characters you helped show up and thank you again, maybe seeking more help or maybe just to give you an update, either way, it&#8217;s brilliant.</span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #ff0000;">The Bad: Starting a New Shepard</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Starting a new Shepard, frankly, sucks. When you choose this option, the game automatically assumes the answers to the choices you would have made in the first game, namely that you left the council to die, chose Udina to represent humanity, and killed off both the squad member of the same sex as your Shepard and Wrex. You also have no romance option.</span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #0000ff;">The Brilliant: Cerberus Network</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">EA set out to figure out a way to stop people from buying and selling used copies of their games, of which they get no money for. Their solution: the Cerberus Network. All copies of the game come with a one-time code for the Cerberus Network download. Having this allows you to download both free and paid content, including some free content already available, including the Zaeed character, the Normandy Crash Site, and new weapons and armor. The Cerberus Network is also available to be purchased separately, for $15. This is a brilliant move. It gives you a very clear reward for purchasing the game new, rather than second hand, without unreasonably punishing those who buy used. You still can, you just might miss out on some things. For once, EA makes a move that I actually can get behind.</span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #008000;">The Good: Lack of the Mako</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">If you&#8217;ve played Mass Effect, you know exactly why the Mako doesn&#8217;t make a return. The control scheme is awkward and difficult to master, it doesn&#8217;t react well with the planet texture, bouncing off of things that don&#8217;t exist and plowing through things that do. This overly glitchy add-on was simply a way of making the universe seem bigger, and it worked. However, it&#8217;s removal, while making the universe feel somewhat smaller, doesn&#8217;t take away from the game at all.</span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #ff0000;">The Bad: Mineral Scanning</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">I don&#8217;t dislike the idea, I just have a problem with having to hold the trigger the entire time you scan. A toggle feature would completely solve this issue for me, simple enough.</span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #0000ff;">The Compromise: Long Service Medal</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">Upon completely a New Game+ or ME1 import game, you receive this achievement. Not only does it net you 75G and give you an extra power when you start a new game, any new game, but it also starts you off with 50k of all resources, more than enough to get all of the most necessary upgrades.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">Now, for the best, worst, and strangest things to stand out from my several playthroughs of Mass Effect 2.</span></p>

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<blockquote><p><span style="color: #008000;">The Best: <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Force Powers</span> Biotics</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">Biotics, and to a smaller extent tech powers as well, really feel powerful. Gone are the debuff and moderately damaging powers, replaced by new versions that wouldn&#8217;t feel out of place in The Force Unleashed. For the first time, you truly feel like you are an unstoppable force.</span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #ff0000;">The Worst: Can&#8217;t See Shit, Captain</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Mass Effect 2 text is almost completely illegible on standard definition TVs. 46% of American households that own TVs have HDTVs. From that, we can easily extrapolate that 54% of American households are still using standard definition TVs. This means nothing to Bioware, who feels that there aren&#8217;t enough players affected by this issue to warrant patching.</span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #0000ff;">The Weirdest: Shepard&#8217;s Facial Expressions</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">No matter how hard Bioware tries, whenever Shepard attempts to emote, he looks strange as hell. And it&#8217;s strange, because all other characters are capable of not only looking realistic, but convincingly so. Shepard however, seems to have three set facial expressions: Creepy smile, angry scowl, and 404, expression not found. </span></p>

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<p>So, what&#8217;s the final word on Mass Effect 2? Is it good, bad, or something else entirely?</p>
<h1><span style="color: #008000;">GOOD</span></h1>
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<p>Without a doubt, Mass Effect 2 is one of the top games of the year. Bioware listened to fans&#8217; concerns, and has done an impressive job of taking a great game and making an even greater sequel, something that doesn&#8217;t happen often in any form of media. If you haven&#8217;t already bought and played this game, I suggest you do so, unless you haven&#8217;t played Mass Effect yet, in which why the hell aren&#8217;t you playing it right now?</p>

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		<description><![CDATA[What makes MAG so special? It looks like just another FPS to me. It&#8217;s Battlefield 2 with 256 players. Other than that, MAG adds nothing new to the genre. 256 players on a console? Damn. How&#8217;s the lag? Thus far, I&#8217;ve put in over 10 hours of gameplay, leveled my soldier to level 16, played [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong>What makes MAG so special? It looks like just another FPS to me.</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>It&#8217;s Battlefield 2 with 256 players. Other than that, MAG adds nothing new to the genre.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>256 players on a console? Damn. How&#8217;s the lag?</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Thus far, I&#8217;ve put in over 10 hours of gameplay, leveled my soldier to level 16, played every mode at least 20 times each, and played in some of the most action-packed scenarios the game has to offer. During all that time, I&#8217;ve only encountered one game-impairing lag spike. It only lasted 5 seconds, but during that time I was shooting a prone enemy without him taking a scratch. When the lag spike ended, I was dead without knowing how I died.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>What kind of gameplay modes are there?</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>There&#8217;s five if you exclude the embarrassingly basic Training Mode. Suppression is 64-player team deathmatch. Sabotage is 64-player king-of-the-hill-style hold the objectives. Acquisition is 128-player &#8220;Grand Theft Auto.&#8221; It requires you to steal a vehicle from behind enemy lines. And last but not least, is Domination. It&#8217;s the highlight of the game. 256-players defending and fighting for control of 8 HQ information terminals.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>How many maps?</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>There&#8217;s only one map per gameplay mode. Hopefully there will be free DLC down the road.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>How&#8217;s the singleplayer?</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Heh, there is none. This game is 100% online multiplayer only.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Is there any story? Or is it just point and shoot?</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>The story is the hilariously generic &#8220;We&#8217;re in the future and we want oil, mother fuckers.&#8221; Other than the welcome text and audio before each match, that&#8217;s all the story you get.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Since this game is multiplayer only, do you get a free headset like with Warhawk?</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>No headset. Just the game.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Is there any customization?</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Character customization is very minimal. It&#8217;s just pick a faction, head, and voice. But the game does have a pretty deep talent tree. Every time you gain a level, you are awarded a skill point that can be used to get perks such as faster reload speed or the ability to revive downed teammates. Below is the full list of skills as they appear and must be unlocked.</p>
<p><strong>Assault</strong>: Assault Rifle Reload Speed Decrease (1p), Foregrip (2p), Reflex Sight (2p), SFCR-LW Assault Rifle (3p), Improved Stability (1p), Bipod (2p), Steady Aim Increase (2p), 4X Optical Sight (2p), SFCR-HW Battle Rifle (5p), Suppressor (2p), Grenade Launcher Reload Speed Decrease (1p).</p>
<p><strong>Personal</strong> <strong>Defense</strong>: Side-Arm Reload Speed Decrease (1p), Side-Arm Swap Speed Decrease (1p), Hollis MP Uzi (3p), Side-Arm Refire Team Decrease (2p), Side-Arm Suppressor (2p), Improved Knife Swipe Speed (2p), Expanded Knife Reach (2p).</p>
<p><strong>Athleticism</strong>: Impact Damage Resistance (1p), Improved Shot Detection (1p), Improved Sprint Recovery (1p), More Control While Parachuting (2p), Improved Stealth (2p), Increased Endurance (2p), Chemical Damage Resistance (4p), Increased Health (5p).</p>
<p><strong>Close</strong> <strong>Quarters</strong>: Reload Speed Decrease (2p), KP5 SMG (3p), Improved Stability (2p), Relex Sight (2p), 12 Gauge Pump Shotgun (5p), SMG Suppressor (2p)</p>
<p><strong>Electronics</strong>: Acoustic Locator (2p), Explosives Detector (2p), Sensor Jammer (3p), Motion Sensor (5p).</p>
<p><strong>Marksman</strong>: 4X Optical Sight (2p), Sniper Rifle Reload Speed Decrease (1p), Foregrip (2p), L96AW Sniper Rifle (3p), Bipod (2p), High Power Scope (2p), Steady Aim Increase (2p), Rollins LRSS Sniper Rifle (5p), Suppressor (2p), Variable Power Scope (2p).</p>
<p><strong>Heavy</strong>: Machine Gun Reload Speed Decrease (1p), Bipod (2p), Reflex Sight (2p), Rocket Launcher Reload Speed Decrease (1p), MK 153 Mod 2 SMAWG Rocket Launcher (5p), Foregrip (2p), Improved Stability (3p), MK 43 Mod 1 Machine Gun (5p).</p>
<p><strong>Explosives</strong>: Anti-Personnel Mine (2p), Advanced Grenade Throwing Distance (1p), Anti-Tank Mine (2p), Explosive Arm/Disarm Time Decrease (1p), M2 Poison Gas Grenade (3p).</p>
<p><strong>Support</strong>: Ability To Heal Teammates (2p), Repair Time Decrease (1p), Ability To Revive Downed Teammates (2p), Improved Healing (3p), Improved Resuscitation (5p).</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>How many servers are there?</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>You don&#8217;t get the option of selecting the servers you play on. As soon as you click on the gameplay mode you wish to play, you are placed in a queue. It&#8217;s unclear how many servers MAG has. Every time I&#8217;ve queued, I was at the spawn area in less than 20 seconds.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>I read on this website that there&#8217;s server maintenance from time to time and during that time you can&#8217;t play the game. Is this true?</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>That&#8217;s true. Much like other server-intensive games (World of Warcraft), there&#8217;s scheduled and unscheduled downtime. The scheduled downtime is Monday through Friday at 2-4am PST (5-7am EST, 4-6am CST, and 3-5 MST). And the unscheduled downtime is&#8230; well&#8230; unscheduled and can hit at anytime the servers need it.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Is this game worth $60?</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Unless you&#8217;re really inching for a massive Battlefield 2-ish experience, no, it&#8217;s not.  While I loved my time with MAG, I can&#8217;t suggest it to the average gamer. You&#8217;re paying $60 for just another FPS with no singleplayer and only 5 maps to play on. If you add in the server downtime when you can&#8217;t even play your game at all, it makes it really hard to defend MAG&#8217;s $60 price tag. Unless you&#8217;re a crazy Sony fanboy that has to buy every exclusive, do yourself a favor and wait until a price-drop.</p>
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