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RiotMonster
05-22-2009, 07:34 PM
As clearly visible by her recently released <a href="http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/14273491/batman-arkham-asylum/videos/batmanasylum_trl_poisonivy_52009.html" target="_blank">trailer for Batman: Arkham Asylum</a>. Our favorite vine-covered villainess is going to make an appearance in her new stunning outfit. If you're a fan of "booty shorts" on a hot girl, you'll enjoy this outfit as well.

Botanist Pamela Isley was transformed by a science experiment gone wrong into a plant-human hybrid. With chlorophyll flowing through her veins instead of blood, she developed a toxic touch and a pheromone-fueled talent for seduction. She has an ability to encourage and direct the growth of all plant life, plant genes mixed in with her DNA make her an unpredictable and formidable physical opponent and secretes a toxin that can make her touch deadly. That means with her, it's the Stripper Rule. "You can look but you can't touch."

My anger over the fact that Batman: Arkham Asylum was delayed is melting as I stare at Miss Poison Ivy. You just had to perfect your model's graphics to make them as realistic as needed? No problem, take all of the time you need.

frank0127
05-22-2009, 08:03 PM
Holy Boner, Batman!

EZE
05-22-2009, 08:04 PM
too bad she gives you poison ivy in the privates

Devil Rising
05-22-2009, 08:53 PM
too bad that even with trillions of polygons to work with, developers still can't seem to render realistic hair in these "realistic" games. lol

RiotMonster
05-22-2009, 09:12 PM
Lol, true that Devil.. It's getting ridiculous..

frank0127
05-22-2009, 09:28 PM
it's like they said
"ok, use this plate of spaghetti as the hair model."
"re....really? you're serious?"
"yes, is there something wrong?"
"uhhh....no... not at all..."

William Hildebrand
05-23-2009, 06:40 PM
This will make more nerds to buy this game.