Movies that should never existed

[EZE]

Scary movie parody movies

Saw III, Saw VI

Hulk (2003)

[radioactivemouse]

The Ang Lee Hulk was...ok. Not typical fare, but ok.

Honestly, I think the live action Super Mario Bros. movie should never have been made. It veered so far off from the original source material that it completely lost what it was supposed to emulate in the first place.

[EZE]

I liked when I saw Yoshi, that was a pleasant memory.

[Tate]

The Ang Lee Hulk was...ok. Not typical fare, but ok.

Honestly, I think the live action Super Mario Bros. movie should never have been made. It veered so far off from the original source material that it completely lost what it was supposed to emulate in the first place.


Hispanic luigi ftl. And yes all those damn *put name of movie genre here* movies just need to stop

[Tate]

Oh and the dragonball live action movie. first epic fail of 2009 imo

[DredScotty]

Oh and the dragonball live action movie. first epic fail of 2009 imo

I liked SMB, for all its horribleness and cheeziness, it screams "I'm so horrible you have to love me!" .... atleast to me it does ^_^

Anything by Uwe Boll. :angry:

[Tate]

I liked SMB, for all its horribleness and cheeziness, it screams "I'm so horrible you have to love me!" .... atleast to me it does ^_^

Anything by Uwe Boll. :angry:


I cant help but watch it either. guilty pleasures ftw!

[EZE]

Baseketball

[Dillon]

Hey, Baseketball was funny.

And the first three Scary movies were
good, 4 was ok, but the other movie movies
dont have any effort put into them.
Its because its a diff. director/writer.

Epic Movie has to be the worst movie that I have ever seen.

[EZE]

The Ring 2

[Kitty Man]

Scary Movie 1 and 2 were good.

SMB was good too.

[EZE]

High School Musical

[Kitty Man]

high school musical
qft!

[DredScotty]

High School Musical

^^^ O.o what he said o.O ^^^

[Tate]

^^^ O.o what he said o.O ^^^


couldnt agree any better

[tehstucky]

Epic Movie! Uwe Boll has more creativity than that.

[Death]

Robots.

[EZE]

Robots.
Never heard of that movie before.

[EZE]

I guess I'm not the only person that doesn't like High School Musical and all it's hype?

[Dillon]

I dont like HSM either.

Grease FTW!
GREASE-LIGHTNIN! OH-OH-OH!

[EZE]

Catwoman

[frank0127]

i will say this right now.

SMB MOVIE IS A GOOD MOVIE. there is not one bad thing about it. the only reason you think it's cheesy is because it's from the 90s--that's it.

and mouse, what source material? plumber saves princess from koopa overlord. i thought the movie gave an incredible backstory to a game that had none. it showed you who the Mario Brothers themselves were, and actually focused on their plumbing for once! a twist! it showed Koopa as an overbearing evil guy, while the games seemed to fail in that department. you just met him at the end. almost no word or sight of him up till that point!

and including a realistic yoshi, that sold the entire package for me. that and including TONS of items from the games. kuribo's boot? check. koopahari desert? check. goombas? check. i know they're tall with tiny heads and not what you see in the game BLAHBLAHBLAH, but think about it-- if they WERE accurately presented on-screen, parents wuld've compained by the amount of gore produced from the goombas being squashed.

[frank0127]

I dont like HSM either.

Grease FTW!
GREASE-LIGHTNIN! OH-OH-OH!

I <3 you.

GREASE LIGHTNIN! GO GREASE LIGHTNIN!

[Kitty Man]

i will say this right now.

SMB MOVIE IS A GOOD MOVIE. there is not one bad thing about it. the only reason you think it's cheesy is because it's from the 90s--that's it.

and mouse, what source material? plumber saves princess from koopa overlord. i thought the movie gave an incredible backstory to a game that had none. it showed you who the Mario Brothers themselves were, and actually focused on their plumbing for once! a twist! it showed Koopa as an overbearing evil guy, while the games seemed to fail in that department. you just met him at the end. almost no word or sight of him up till that point!

and including a realistic yoshi, that sold the entire package for me. that and including TONS of items from the games. kuribo's boot? check. koopahari desert? check. goombas? check. i know they're tall with tiny heads and not what you see in the game BLAHBLAHBLAH, but think about it-- if they WERE accurately presented on-screen, parents wuld've compained by the amount of gore produced from the goombas being squashed.
Where does it say they're plumbers? Oh ya, it was made up in the SHOW. lol

[EZE]

People are probably going to hate me for this but I feel that the sequels to the Matrix movie ruined everything that I loved about the first movie.

[EZE]

Also Disney movie sequels. <_<


I rather read a book about Disney cartoons.

[Homiko]

Also Disney movie sequels. <_<


I rather read a book about Disney cartoons.

Seconded 100%

[Homiko]

You know... You can hate me for saying this, but I don't think the Golden Compass should never have existed as a movie.

Sure, Nicole Kidman did an AWESOME job as Mrs. Coulter, but there is just no excuse for the rest of the movie. They could have stuck to the plot a bit better and actually ya know, PUT THE MOVIE IN THE RIGHT ORDER and still not have used any more time or money than they already had. Seriously, the whole thing was just sad.

Ordinarily, I'm really forgiving towards movies based on books. I understand time and budget constraints, but DAMN!

If you've seen the movie, and not read the book, GO READ THE BOOK!

[Homiko]

I guess I'm not the only person that doesn't like High School Musical and all it's hype?

HSM should never exist.

And I agree with Robots. That was just dumb.

[Tate]

HSM should never exist.

And I agree with Robots. That was just dumb.


Robots......i remember that movie...........unfortunately XD. And speaking of HSM i can never look at a commercial or somethin with Vanessa Hudgens in it without those naked pics of her popping up into my head

[Homiko]

Umm..... yay? O.o

[EZE]

Blade II

[Tate]

Umm..... yay? O.o

i told my gf about those commercials one time and she put me on the couch for the night. but anywho that dragonball movie should have never been made

[EZE]

Speed Racer

[Roshi]

I thought speed racer was pretty good actually.

[Homiko]

i told my gf about those commercials one time and she put me on the couch for the night. but anywho that dragonball movie should have never been made

*lawls* Nice.

[frank0127]

I thought speed racer was pretty good actually.

second. i felt they accurately represented the show in just about every aspect.

[Kitty Man]

I'm glad I didn't see speed racer.


The new speed racer show has an alumni from my High school voicing Racer X. Bishop FTW.

[EZE]

I just feel Speed Racer is one the few that should stay completly animated. It's like making Dragonball a live action movie. I feel it's ruining my childhood.

[radioactivemouse]

To be honest, as probably the veteran anime fan around here, I was pleasantly surprised with Speed Racer.

I mean really...the animation was really crappy back in the day and if any of you have seen it, it was just silly and way over the top.

...just like this movie.

The Speed Racer movie didn't try and take itself too seriously. It was just meant to be entertaining. In fact, I really liked the fact they still kept the silliness of the tricked out cars as well as the costume selection.

The only thing I didn't like about the movie was the first 1/3...when the second race started, the movie went well. The whole factory tour scene should have been cut...no one should ever try and incorporate Segways into a big budget movie.

Anyways, that's my rant.

[Roshi]

I totally agree.

[Dillon]

I really liked Speed Racer, and I dont think that there
could have been a better adaptation.

And whats up with the hatin on Blade 2, EZE?
That was the best one in the trilogy!
Part 3 sucked.

[Tate]

I really liked Speed Racer, and I dont think that there
could have been a better adaptation.

And whats up with the hatin on Blade 2, EZE?
That was the best one in the trilogy!
Part 3 sucked.

Yea i enjoyed blade 2 the most also. but i did enjoy part 3 also.

[EZE]

I didn't like the plotline in Blade 2. I think they could of gave us something better. <_<

[Dillon]

I didn't like the plotline in Blade 2. I think they could of gave us something better. <_<

It was decent, but look at the acting AND the
misplaced jokes in part 3, eww....

[Dustin Triplett]

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w46/dustintrip/Videogame%20Related/streetfightermoviechunli.jpg
They made Chun-Li a white woman.

[Kitty Man]

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w46/dustintrip/Videogame%20Related/streetfightermoviechunli.jpg
They made Chun-Li a white woman.
I'd still hit it I think. I'm not sure.

[EZE]

Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace

[EZE]

most horror movies that goes straight to video.

[Kitty Man]

Bullshit man. That's the kind of movie that we rent when we are going to party. That is GOOD fun there.

[DredScotty]

I liked Robots..... <.<;
My nefew loved it when it came out and it was fun watching him enjoy it so I think it made me like it a bit more, *shrug* I think it's cute.

And as far as Speed Racer goes, one word, one man..... Rain!
I'm sold ^_^ Yeah, it was awesome apart from him, but he's the icing on the cake imo.
http://www.vuontinhnhan.net/images/vanhoa_giaitri/Rain2.jpg
muwahahahahahahhahahaahah! MINE!

Back to movies that suck!

Tremors 4!!

[toribenj]

Oh my gosh

he's gorgeous.

[toribenj]

^^ that was in all caps btw... it auto uncapped it.

[Tate]

Back to movies that suck!

Tremors 4!!

Loved the first 2 tremors movies. I remember that i saw 3 and 4 i just cant remember exactly the plot for those two

[Tate]

I didn't like the plotline in Blade 2. I think they could of gave us something better. <_<

It was decent, but look at the acting AND the
misplaced jokes in part 3, eww....

Ryan Reynolds ftl

[EZE]

Bullshit man. That's the kind of movie that we rent when we are going to party. That is GOOD fun there.

you talking to me since you didn't quote? Last horror film i saw that came straight to video was monster truck man. That movie had bad acting, plot, props, and ect.

[DredScotty]

Oh my gosh

he's gorgeous.

:D he's a singer from Korea and an actor and i lurve him and i wants him to be mah man whoar ^_^

[Dustin Triplett]

I want a Korean man whore. =/

[DredScotty]

I want a Korean man whore. =/

You can have Kim Jae Wook http://www.dramabeans.com/wp-content/images/act/2/kimjaewook_10.jpg ^_^

[toribenj]

:D he's a singer from Korea and an actor and i lurve him and i wants him to be mah man whoar ^_^

Korean and Japanese guys are especially hottt.
mmm.
=D

[radioactivemouse]

I'm kinda Korean...

I mean my country of origin is like really really close to Korea (compared to the US).

And I work at a Korean game company :)

So I'm like...kinda hot :)
(or just hot by association, haha)

[toribenj]

hahhahaha I love that
XD
that post was full of awesome.

[EZE]

Spider man 3

[Dustin Triplett]

I liked Spider-man 3.
=|

[EZE]

They need to redo spiderman 3. Venom Parker seemed more of a dork than average Parker. In the comics he was suppose to be cool but a jerk

[Dustin Triplett]

They should just make the newly released Web of Shadows game into a movie.
That shit is epic by comic standards.

[EZE]

indeed

[Dillon]

you talking to me since you didn't quote? Last horror film i saw that came straight to video was monster truck man. That movie had bad acting, plot, props, and ect.

You mean Monster Man, right?

I want to see it just because the same guy
that wrote and directed it did Shoot Em' Up.

I LOVE Shoot Em' Up.

[EZE]

You mean Monster Man, right?

I want to see it just because the same guy
that wrote and directed it did Shoot Em' Up.

I LOVE Shoot Em' Up.No it was a guy with a monster truck that kept running people over to revive his bother. Some weird plot like that.

[Negative X]

heart breakers

[Enc0re]

Cloverfield.
Terrible movie.

[Dustin Triplett]

It was over-hyped.
But I wouldn't call it terrible.

[Tate]

It was over-hyped.
But I wouldn't call it terrible.

heard about it but never seen it. i was gonna download it once but i decided to download porno instead

[Enc0re]

It was over-hyped.
But I wouldn't call it terrible.

Well when I saw it, I was dating a film student.
Needless to say, the 2 of us picked it apart and noticed every little thing that made that movie horrible.
I loved how it tried to revolutionize the handy-cam and all it really did was help give it an even worse name. The handy-cam has so much potential, just nobody knows how to use it correctly.

Warning: Spoiler!!!

That, and just for example, can someone explain to me how when they finally get to the girl, she is all fucked up and can hardly move. They pick her up off the pole thats going through her leg, and then 10 seconds later, she is sprinting down the streets like nothing ever happend. How exactly does that work?

[William Hildebrand]

heard about it but never seen it. i was gonna download it once but i decided to download porno instead

That is exactly what I did.

[William Hildebrand]

Well when I saw it, I was dating a film student.
Needless to say, the 2 of us picked it apart and noticed every little thing that made that movie horrible.
I loved how it tried to revolutionize the handy-cam and all it really did was help give it an even worse name. The handy-cam has so much potential, just nobody knows how to use it correctly.

Warning: Spoiler!!!

That, and just for example, can someone explain to me how when they finally get to the girl, she is all fucked up and can hardly move. They pick her up off the pole thats going through her leg, and then 10 seconds later, she is sprinting down the streets like nothing ever happend. How exactly does that work?

Its called Hollywood. You can make anything up in films.

[Enc0re]

Its called Hollywood. You can make anything up in films.

... ohh, so in that case its reasonable? One second she has a steel rod through her thigh and she cant move, and the next she is wolverine and heals immediately. She isnt a superhero, she doesnt have superpowers.
Even in Hollywood, if you do something like this... it doesnt make sense.

Also... out of all the people in the movie who got bit or hurt or whatever by the creatures, how come that one chick blew up from it? Nobody else was blowing up. They all just died. Where is the consistancy in that?

How about they try and make a worse movie.

[DredScotty]

... ohh, so in that case its reasonable? One second she has a steel rod through her thigh and she cant move, and the next she is wolverine and heals immediately. She isnt a superhero, she doesnt have superpowers.
Even in Hollywood, if you do something like this... it doesnt make sense.

Also... out of all the people in the movie who got bit or hurt or whatever by the creatures, how come that one chick blew up from it? Nobody else was blowing up. They all just died. Where is the consistancy in that?

How about they try and make a worse movie.

I could be wrong, it's been awhile since I saw the movie, but wasn't the rod going through Beth's shoulder? or atleast somewhere above her lower body... i dont remember it in her leg. And if so, I know I'D have enough friggin adrenaline from knowing that a huge ass creature is rampaging through the city to propel me to run to a helicopter..

As for the lil parasite guys, we really only see them bite Beth, non of the other main people were bitten. And before she does the big kabang we see the Military docs. rolling a corpse by with his chest all exploded outwords, doesn't he count?

[Enc0re]

I could be wrong, it's been awhile since I saw the movie, but wasn't the rod going through Beth's shoulder? or atleast somewhere above her lower body... i dont remember it in her leg. And if so, I know I'D have enough friggin adrenaline from knowing that a huge ass creature is rampaging through the city to propel me to run to a helicopter..

As for the lil parasite guys, we really only see them bite Beth, non of the other main people were bitten. And before she does the big kabang we see the Military docs. rolling a corpse by with his chest all exploded outwords, doesn't he count?

It might have been through the arm or upper body somewhere... Its been a while since I've seen it. I just remember being like wtf? But even so... The blood loss alone would be enough to make her weak enough to not do what she does through the rest of the movie.

[EZE]

300

[toribenj]

>=|
did you just say 300 shouldn't exist?

[Dustin Triplett]

300

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h133/lauren6869/gif-1.gif

[William Hildebrand]

Ah 300! OF COURSE! Good call EZE and Dustin.

[Dillon]

No it was a guy with a monster truck that kept running people over to revive his bother. Some weird plot like that.

Yeah, I think its called Monster Man.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_Man



And I really enjoyed Cloverfield, and I think
the handcam was put to good use.
Tell us, how should it be used?

And as for Beth's injury, it was in her left shoulder,
and they do tie it up to slow down the bleeding.
In the scenes after that she is even pressing on the wound with
her left hand.

And it doesnt always have to be realistic.
Te reason you watch a movie is to be entertained.
If you want it to be realistic, then start bitching
about the HUGE FUCKING MONSTER.
THATS SOOO NOT REALISTIC!!


Edit:

I liked 300 too.
But I actually had the graphic novel
way before the movie was in production.
Zach Snyder is a very talented director.

[Erwin Rommel]

Any movie dealing with popular culture.

[DredScotty]

I'm a bit tired of all the parody movies o.O Scary Movie 1 was awesome, 2 and 3 were okay.... now they just need to stop. Date movie was horrible, epic movie killed my brain, not another teen movie wasn't as bad but was still pretty ugh -_-

[EZE]

The people that creates those movies should be arrested.

[Erwin Rommel]

The people that creates those movies should be arrested.

And taken somewhere very unpleasant.

[EZE]

To Dark Africa they go.

[William Hildebrand]

W.

Terrible movie, Oliver Stone's JFK was better. Even though JFK, 80% was lies lol.

[Queen Luvitica]

300

QFT

300 is one of the 4-5 movies I hate with a passion. I love almost all movies but dayummm that one was over-rated and so horrible.

[Queen Luvitica]

300
Castaway
E.T. (for some reason I hate it; haven't seen it in years but meh)
Fantasia
Fantasia 2000

[Dustin Triplett]

qft

300 is one of the 4-5 movies i hate with a passion. I love almost all movies but dayummm that one was over-rated and so horrible.

this is madness!

[erratica]

The Notebook
All the direct-to-video Disney sequels
All movies based on video games
Every movie with Milla Jojovich except the Fifth Element
The remake of Sabrina
The remake of Psycho
The remake of Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
All movies about Disney TV stars (e.g. Hannah Montana, Lizzie McGuire)
Rent
Radio

[DredScotty]

All the direct-to-video Disney sequels


*thumbs up*

[Homiko]

I'm a bit tired of all the parody movies o.O Scary Movie 1 was awesome, 2 and 3 were okay.... now they just need to stop. Date movie was horrible, epic movie killed my brain, not another teen movie wasn't as bad but was still pretty ugh -_-

Agreed. Though I admit the part in Meet the Spartans with Britney Spears was kinda funny.... And it was so weird for me to see Kevin Sorbo in that film.

[Dustin Triplett]

Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Smith, you disappointed me. :(

[Tate]

straight to dvd disney sequels are teh worst

[Queen Luvitica]

The Notebook
All the direct-to-video Disney sequels
All movies based on video games
Every movie with Milla Jojovich except the Fifth Element
The remake of Sabrina
The remake of Psycho
The remake of Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
All movies about Disney TV stars (e.g. Hannah Montana, Lizzie McGuire)
Rent
Radio

I agree with you on The Notebook. What the hell is up with all women adoring that film? I wanted to kill that bitch throughout the whole movie.

Wow, I can't believe you didn't like Rent. I thought it was pretty good.

[erratica]

I agree with you on The Notebook. What the hell is up with all women adoring that film? I wanted to kill that bitch throughout the whole movie.

Wow, I can't believe you didn't like Rent. I thought it was pretty good.

I don't think it works very well as a movie. It was much better on the stage.

[EZE]

remakes of horror movies that were originally foreign.

[Tate]

remakes of horror movies that were originally foreign.

hellz yeah

[DredScotty]

remakes of horror movies that were originally foreign.

Omg, YES!

[Tate]

Omg, YES!

original japanese horror flicks ftw

[DredScotty]

original japanese horror flicks ftw

Original Asian flicks ftw ^_^ U ever check out some of the stuff coming out of Korea or China? Or heck, Thailand is popping out some great stuff lately as well. Too many movies, so little time!!!!! *sniffles* Scotty needs more eyeballs for maximum viewing pleasure.

I still can't believe they remade The Eye, Shutter, and now A Tale of Two Sisters (Friggin renamed The Uninvited, why the hell I HAVE NO IDEA when that title alone belongs to another Korean Horror flick already o.O GAH This whole convo is making me pissed! )

[Tate]

calm down Scotty calm down

[DredScotty]

calm down Scotty calm down

Rawr

:P

[EZE]

*nose bleed*

[Tate]

*nose bleed*

O.O wth

[DredScotty]

*nose bleed*

:\ *Hands her shyguy a tissue* dont stain your shirt, hun

[EZE]

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/images/2007/12/22/nagasarete_airantou_nosebleed.jpg

nose bleed

[DredScotty]

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/images/2007/12/22/nagasarete_airantou_nosebleed.jpg

nose bleed

lmao XD Like i said, dont stain your shirt ;P

[Tate]

rofl

[William Hildebrand]

I wish the anime chick in the back in the pic, is real life and hot like her :/

[Phaze is Erotic]

im ready for people to attack me
Twilight is the most horrid peice of shit i have ever seen, i don't see how people stad that faggotry....

also uwe boll's Postal was fucken HILARIOUS

[X-life]

Boll sucks. and vampires shouldn't sparkle. Agreed. Also: Spiderman 1-3. and all the ones coming after them. Since when was spider-man a big pussy? Since never thats when. Fuck you Tobey Maguire.

[EZE]

Need a real redhead to play Mary-Jane Watson.

[Kitty Man]

Boll sucks. and vampires shouldn't sparkle. Agreed. Also: Spiderman 1-3. and all the ones coming after them. Since when was spider-man a big pussy? Since never thats when. Fuck you Tobey Maguire.

LOL. Tobey makes girls spidey sense tingle. :)

[Phaze is Erotic]

topher = best choice for spidey, but they use him for a role that he shouldnt have played cause venom is BUFFED out and topher is like, from Wisconsin...

[DredScotty]

Twilight is such a sordid guilty pleasure for me XD I knooooow, don't look at me with those eyes full of judgment! *huddles in fangirl corner*

[EZE]

the sequels of Ocean's 11.

[Dillon]

I don't know if anyone has said this yet, but the new Star Wars trilogy. Did anyone actually make it through Attack of the Clones?

[frank0127]

I don't know if anyone has said this yet, but the new Star Wars trilogy. Did anyone actually make it through Attack of the Clones?

Hiya.

Hadn't seen it when it came out, i saw it about a year after seeing Ep. III. You know what? I dont see why people hate it so much. It lays down the story for the original trilogy down to the last detail, like the plans for the eventual Death Star.

More canonical than Ep. I, that's for damn sure.

[Dillon]

Watching Attack of the Clones is like having your eyeballs scraped out with forks covered in salt while somebody drags their nails across a chalkboard for two hours.

[EZE]

The Wizard Of Oz

Just posting to see the reactions of everybody that will quote this.

[William Hildebrand]

Dragonball Evolution. I liked it but it should never of happened.

Lol @ Eze's post of Oz.

[William Hildebrand]

The Notebook

Bullshit, The Notebook is a fantastic book and a great movie. Only people who hated this movie are the ones that are followers to the haters of this flick from its hype. If you actually seen this movie, or read the book, you'll see the amazing piece of writing it provides.

Anyways: Matrix Revolutions, both Hulk movies, Transformers 2, DB:E, Street Fighter: Chun-Li (but the chick in the movie was hott), The Goods:Livehardsellhard, Final Destination 2, 3 & 3D, any movie that Zac Efron is in and Star Trek Nemesis.

I could go on.

[William Hildebrand]

remakes of horror movies that were originally foreign.

My god Eze you nailed it on this one. Agreed 100%.

[William Hildebrand]

Hiya.

Hadn't seen it when it came out, i saw it about a year after seeing Ep. III. You know what? I dont see why people hate it so much. It lays down the story for the original trilogy down to the last detail, like the plans for the eventual Death Star.

More canonical than Ep. I, that's for damn sure.

I think its because of the cheesy ass acting in 1, 2 and 3. You can really notice it too. But hell, 5 & 6 had it. But it was far worse in number 3. I enjoyed all the movies, the 2nd has to be my favorite in the 123 trilogy because of how it lays it out perfectly of how the clones became and the love story between Anakin and Padme is really nice imo. Episode 4 (originally Star Wars) is the all time best one though imo.

[William Hildebrand]

the sequels of Ocean's 11.

Ocean's 12 I can understand. But Ocean's 13 is fantastic. Problem is that you have to watch 12 to understand 13.

And if you're talking about the original original Ocean's 11, I can understand but they did a great remake of the original.

[frank0127]

Bullshit, The Notebook is a fantastic book and a great movie. Only people who hated this movie are the ones that are followers to the haters of this flick from its hype. If you actually seen this movie, or read the book, you'll see the amazing piece of writing it provides.

Anyways: Matrix Revolutions, both Hulk movies, Transformers 2, DB:E, Street Fighter: Chun-Li (but the chick in the movie was hott), The Goods:Livehardsellhard, Final Destination 2, 3 & 3D, any movie that Zac Efron is in and Star Trek Nemesis.

I could go on.

holy shit. i cried so hard at The Notebook. elderly deaths always get me. it's something with the longevity of one's spirit towards another till death that hits me hard. I cried like a baby at the end of that movie.

[Dillon]

Final Destination 2 was the best movie in the series.

Also, Quarantine was much better than [REC], and Funny Games was a better remake of Funny Games, so foreign horror movies CAN be remade well.

[William Hildebrand]

I only liked Final Destination 2 because of the ending. God I laughed for a good 10 minutes.

[frank0127]

I only liked Final Destination 2 because of the ending. God I laughed for a good 10 minutes.

oh, i'm not the only one that sees the Final Destinations as a dark comedy series?

love you, william.

[William Hildebrand]

^Yep.

I take that back actually, Final Destination is not the best one, its sequel Final Destination 2 is the best one out of them all. Its just a hilarious fucking film really. Two favorite scenes is one I just mentioned the ending of the barbque scene and the one where the dude gets squashed by a falling glass when he gets out of the dentist. Such a fantastic comedy movie in my opinion.

[EZE]

Ocean's 12 I can understand. But Ocean's 13 is fantastic. Problem is that you have to watch 12 to understand 13.

And if you're talking about the original original Ocean's 11, I can understand but they did a great remake of the original.

I didn't really see why they need a continuation of the movie. To me it's like Disney sequels. Plus I don't really like movies with an all star cast, but I enjoyed the first film.

[William Hildebrand]

I didn't really see why they need a continuation of the movie. To me it's like Disney sequels. Plus I don't really like movies with an all star cast, but I enjoyed the first film.

There is nothing wrong with Disney Sequels. Obviously you have never seen Toy Story 2, Pirates 2 & 3 and Fantastia 2000 to name a few, all excellent movies. Cinderella 2 can be a drag but is a good movie. Mulan 2 was hilarious imo.

Anyways, Ocean's 12 and 13 are very fitting, fantastic sequels to Ocean's 11. Yes, Ocean's 12 can be a drab of a crap story as most it was centered around the Julie Robert's plot, all in all it was a great movie. Thankfully, Ocean's 13 picked the trilogy all back together to a well made fantastic movie, Matt Damon nailed it perfectly imo.

[SniperFox]

Wow..no one said the original Street Fighter movie? Come on..Jean-Claude Van Damme playing an American soldier....seriously? Even worse is that it was Raul Julia's final role ;_;.


As for Cloverfield: I liked it, however, i will say this - It would make one hell of an ad for whatever camera they were using. That thing can take a fucking beating.

[Dillon]

Raul was a perfect fit for 90's Bison.

[EZE]

There is nothing wrong with Disney Sequels. Obviously you have never seen Toy Story 2, Pirates 2 & 3 and Fantastia 2000 to name a few, all excellent movies. Cinderella 2 can be a drag but is a good movie. Mulan 2 was hilarious imo.



I have seen these films.

They should of stayed with the first films. To me Disney sequels are like FF VII sequels. Yes, even Toy Story 2.

[William Hildebrand]

I have seen these films.

They should of stayed with the first films. To me Disney sequels are like FF VII sequels. Yes, even Toy Story 2.

More than a majority of people would disagree with you my friend.

[frank0127]

Toy Story 2 is one hell of a depressing movie. It's fun and all, but just that one scene with Jessie and her whole song and backstory....damn.

[Dillon]

You think that's depressing?

TS3.

Just wait.

[William Hildebrand]

Toy Story 2 is one hell of a depressing movie. It's fun and all, but just that one scene with Jessie and her whole song and backstory....damn.

Ah man, that got you too? I almost cried a bit, I wanted to hurt that little girl lol!

[EZE]

More than a majority of people would disagree with you my friend.

It doesn't matter to me that the majority disagree. I'm sorry i was spoiled with variety with different story instead of sequels and remakes. I was fine with the ending of every original Disney movie, and their endings. If they wanted to add on to the story, they should of used specials, cartoon series, or even books. This coming from a big Disney fan. Right now, Disney is in the same boat as SquareEnix. Milking every dime they can recieve from fans. That is why I believe Disney sequels should never exsist, even If i loved them.

[Homiko]

I agree with you there, EZE. I mean, I've liked some disney sequels, but they just got ridiculus about it. I'm actually looking forward to them coming out with something almost original again for the first time in god knows how long.

Cloverfield had an awesome concept, definately has some great moments, and I don't care that they don't explain everything. I just think they could have done better. Much better. I will never watch it again.

Also, the twilight series. I don't know whether to throw tomatoes at Stefanie Meyer, cringe, or run in fear. VAMPIRES SHOULD NOT SPARKLE!! D:<

[Dillon]

Cloverfield had an awesome concept, definately has some great moments, and I don't care that they don't explain everything. I just think they could have done better. Much better. I will never watch it again.


How can you say that? Cloverfield was AMAZING, and there really isn't any way that it could have been better. Would you rather see another american remake of Godzilla?

[frank0127]

How can you say that? Cloverfield was AMAZING, and there really isn't any way that it could have been better. Would you rather see another american remake of Godzilla?

Ya know, as much as I usually agree withe you on things, and I am, Cloverfield WAS amazing.....could've done without a serious story behind it. More mindless destruction by a mysterious monster!

[Homiko]

*shrugs* Just my opinion.

[William Hildebrand]

Cloverfield had an awesome concept, definately has some great moments, and I don't care that they don't explain everything. I just think they could have done better. Much better. I will never watch it again.

I honestly thought they should of changed the shitty cast and then it would be a perfection of a movie. Still a good movie but a horrible cast that is utterly annoying throughout the whole thing.

[Homiko]

The thing that bugs me is the camera. seriously, that battery would have died. And the couple. I don't remember their names now. But I think they could have had better actors and their characters could have been written better. But that's just me.

[erratica]

I have to disagree with you about Toy Story 2, Eric. It was a Disney movie in name only. It was produced by Pixar, who have only (up until this point) released quality movies, Toy Story 2 included. Just because it was a sequel doesn't mean it automatically shouldn't exist.

All the other Disney sequels, yeah they're awful. It's one thing to make a good sequel with a solid story that makes sense in the universe of the first movie, but to make shitty sequels just to make something to sell to overworked parents who need to sit their kids in front of the TV while they make dinner? That's pretty low.

[frank0127]

I have to disagree with you about Toy Story 2, Eric. It was a Disney movie in name only. It was produced by Pixar, who have only (up until this point) released quality movies, Toy Story 2 included. Just because it was a sequel doesn't mean it automatically shouldn't exist.

All the other Disney sequels, yeah they're awful. It's one thing to make a good sequel with a solid story that makes sense in the universe of the first movie, but to make shitty sequels just to make something to sell to overworked parents who need to sit their kids in front of the TV while they make dinner? That's pretty low.

Proof that disney seqeuls are shitty: majority of the mare straight to dvd.

[Dillon]

Walt Disney must be rolling in his grave about this new one that's coming out. The one with the frog.

[William Hildebrand]

Walt Disney must be rolling in his grave about this new one that's coming out. The one with the frog.

Princess and the Frog. DAY ONE Movie theater for me. I'm fucking missing college class to see it definitely (unless its exam day).

[Dillon]

Yeah, that one. Walt Disney refused to hire black people at Disneyland because he said that it would "spoil the experience." Its amazing when you think about how much of an asshole he was.

[frank0127]

Yeah, but he earned the right to be a dick. Look at the empire he built.

And yes, William, Princess and the Frog is a DAY ONE movie for me. shit's goin down like it's 1993.

[Homiko]

Walt Disney must be rolling in his grave about this new one that's coming out. The one with the frog.

When I first saw the trailor for it, I thought the exact same thing. Because Walt Disney was racist.

Ah well, it looks interesting. I don't know if I'll go see it in theaters (depends on if I can drag bf with me. XD). It'll definately be better than the straight to DVD crap they've been sticking to lately. I avoid those like plague.

[EZE]

I have to disagree with you about Toy Story 2, Eric. It was a Disney movie in name only. It was produced by Pixar, who have only (up until this point) released quality movies, Toy Story 2 included. Just because it was a sequel doesn't mean it automatically shouldn't exist.

All the other Disney sequels, yeah they're awful. It's one thing to make a good sequel with a solid story that makes sense in the universe of the first movie, but to make shitty sequels just to make something to sell to overworked parents who need to sit their kids in front of the TV while they make dinner? That's pretty low.

I put Pixar in the same boat as Disney. Toy Story 2 was a great adaptation to the original but I still say the movie shouldn't exist. I rather see Toy Story 2 and 3 segments of a Toy Story tv series. That series could of been a hit. When Toy Story receives sequels, Pixar is going to make sequels to the other films. I don't want to see that happen but it will.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cars_2

[Homiko]

imo, a sequel to toy story makes sense thanks to Andy's growing up. Still, a TV series would have been better. Just me though. I liked the 2nd one, and I'm sure I'll like the 3rd, but for me, 2 was not nearly as memorable as the first.

A cars 2 sounds more like them trying to make money.

[EZE]

I guess someone understands how I feel.

[Homiko]

^_^;

[William Hildebrand]

A cars 2 sounds more like them trying to make money.

Pixar and Disney trying to make more money even though they are a combined trillion dollar business? WELL I NEVER!

[EZE]

Disney spends all their money on bailing out their disney channal kids.

[William Hildebrand]

Disney spends all their money on bailing out their disney channal kids.

LMFAO!

That was great!

[frank0127]

Well Homiko, there WAS a TV show for Toy Story. centered solely on Buzz and his own evil-fighting gang. in space. it's only saving grace was that the fat guy from animal house was a voice in it.

but really eze? you wouldn't want a sequel to Monsters Inc.? I demanded a sequel as soon as I saw it in theaters.

[EZE]

Well Homiko, there WAS a TV show for Toy Story. centered solely on Buzz and his own evil-fighting gang. in space. it's only saving grace was that the fat guy from animal house was a voice in it.

but really eze? you wouldn't want a sequel to Monsters Inc.? I demanded a sequel as soon as I saw it in theaters.

I feel okay, if it was on a tv series. However, i don't think the voice cast would like that.

[Homiko]

I know there was a Buzz Lightyear TV show. I might have watched half an episode. To me, it doesn't count.

[Dillon]

I hate everything that is shown on the Disney channel. That has the worst lineup on TV, no joke, and they force-feed you their shitty music during the commercial breaks.

[EZE]

I hate everything that is shown on the Disney channel. That has the worst lineup on TV, no joke, and they force-feed you their shitty music during the commercial breaks.

Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network is in the same boat.


They moved all their good shows to sister channels.

[William Hildebrand]

Boomerang FTW!

[SniperFox]

Nickelodeon needs one more Channel.

You have Nicktoons for all their good cartoons. ( IE: Invader Zim, Angry Beavers, Rugrats )
Nick GaS for all of their good game shows ( IE: Double Dare, Legends Of The Hidden Temple, GUTS )

They need one for their original live action shows. Are You Afraid Of The Dark. Pete & Pete, Clarissa Explains It All, Salute Your Shorts, etc.

[Homiko]

omg... I used to love the Angry Beavers. Salute Your Shorts was one of my favorites back in the day. >_>

[EmoFatGuy]

I don't think they even have Invader Zim or Angry Beavers on nicktoons anymore I never see them. :/

[PhOT]

Pete and Pete = Perfect live action show EVER.

[Dillon]

Cartoon Network really went down the tubes after The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy ended. Chowder and Flapjack are great, but they don't get any support like those lame ass live action shows. Adult Swim has been really weak, too. I hope the new season of Metalocalypse will change that.