Damn it...

[Kitty Man]

There are two girls at work who are really cute. Really cute.

One is a bit of a party girl, so it's sort of "eh" on that.

The other is 16. I didn't find out until today though! I was like, "You're 16?!? Shit..." when she told me.

Ugh. I hate my life.

[Kitty Man]

Wow. The former thought I was gay. Way to go me. -_-

[EZE]

you really shouldn't worry about girls right now. You still have your youth.

[Kitty Man]

The young one looks just like Anna. zomg. It's like she's anna's little sister. It's so disturbing now that I'm over 18.

<.<

[EZE]

you pedo kitty

[Kitty Man]

I so am. I have weird feelings for an underage girl at work. How sad.

Also, I don't get why people think I'm gay. It's so fucking stupid. It seems I come off as "gay" and it really PISSES me off.

[EZE]

Also look at my "I should warn you" bulletin for a laugh

[EZE]

I so am. I have weird feelings for an underage girl at work. How sad.

Also, I don't get why people think I'm gay. It's so fucking stupid. It seems I come off as "gay" and it really PISSES me off.it's because you support gays. People automatically suspect you're gay.

[Kitty Man]

I wouldn't want that sort of surprise. O.o

[EZE]

http://i35.tinypic.com/2qcnf60.jpg

[Kitty Man]

it's because you support gays. People automatically suspect you're gay.

I wouldn't be surprised.

I hate this place. I can't meet new people without an "are you gay?" conversation happening. It's retarded. Yay for more reasons for me to seclude myself from others.

[EZE]

Move somewhere north.

[Kitty Man]

I might end up doing that, but I'm sure it will be the same problem, new location. I don't get it. People are like "My friend thinks your gay." I have other coworkers who are like "You're gay. Just admit it." I want to fucking kill them.

[EZE]

You just need to get out of Texas. It seems like most Texans are always judgmental.

[Kitty Man]

It seems like people think I'm gay because I can make jokes or something.

[EZE]

maybe it's the way you talk. People can judge others by the way they talk.

[Kitty Man]

I don't have a "typical" gay stereotype form of speech. I don't have a lisp or anything. I'm not sure how people would think I'm gay from that.

Besides, people SEE me and think I'm gay. People are like "My friend saw you and thought you were gay."

[EZE]

Well you "do" like buttsecks way too much. <_<

[Kitty Man]

Ok, it's not like they know about the internet jokes I tell or anything.

[EZE]

Then maybe it's because you're emo. People think emotional people are automatically gay.

[radioactivemouse]

The other is 16. I didn't find out until today though! I was like, "You're 16?!? Shit..." when she told me.

This situation happens to me all the time...

[Dustin Triplett]

Texans are your generic 'proud American' homophobes.
I delivered a car (62' Impala) down there once.
It was all "Y'all see them fagots bitches on TV in that parade shit? They need to be shotted."

Can't say my state is any better. We have Christians. And backwood cousin fuckers that toss roadkill off bridges.

[PhOT]

tossing roadkill from a bridge sounds fun...

[Chuck Norris]

Not as fun as roundhouse kicking living animals off bridges.

[DredScotty]

I so am. I have weird feelings for an underage girl at work. How sad.


There is this realllly hawt Hawaiian girl at my work named Leah, just the sweetest person in the world as well.........she's 17 -_- I think I can relate to you my dear. But it's not sad, just happens sometimes. At least you're closer in age to yours then I am to mine o.O

[Kitty Man]

There is this realllly hawt Hawaiian girl at my work named Leah, just the sweetest person in the world as well.........she's 17 -_- I think I can relate to you my dear. But it's not sad, just happens sometimes. At least you're closer in age to yours then I am to mine o.O

Is she les? If so, GET WITH THAT. HIT IT AND HIT IT GOOD.

<.<

>.>

It's not too long until she's legal. ;)

[tehstucky]

I so am. I have weird feelings for an underage girl at work. How sad.

Also, I don't get why people think I'm gay. It's so fucking stupid. It seems I come off as "gay" and it really PISSES me off.

welcome to the pre-30's. i struggle with that shit all the time. not that i wanna go bang any of them or hook up obviously but just thinking "oh that doods a hawtie" and then find out theyre only 16.... FUCKIN 16... it makes you feel yucky cuz you can't tell most of the time lol. you'll learn to live with it. ^_^

[DredScotty]

welcome to the pre-30's. i struggle with that shit all the time. not that i wanna go bang any of them or hook up obviously but just thinking "oh that doods a hawtie" and then find out theyre only 16.... FUCKIN 16... it makes you feel yucky cuz you can't tell most of the time lol. you'll learn to live with it. ^_^

This is Stucky:

"OMGawsh! He's hawt!"

"yeah, he's our lil brothers age......."

"GYAH! ACK! I FEEL LIKE A PEDO!! ......... but he's still hawt o.O *hangs head in shame*"

[EZE]

pedo hugs

[William Hildebrand]

Texans are your generic 'proud American' homophobes.
I delivered a car (62' Impala) down there once.
It was all "Y'all see them fagots bitches on TV in that parade shit? They need to be shotted."

Can't say my state is any better. We have Christians. And backwood cousin fuckers that toss roadkill off bridges.

What the fuck part of Texas were you in when this happened? I figured its only the peeps in Tennessee and all that say "Ya'll" I don't see that word used at all here in Texas.

[William Hildebrand]

And to KM, hit on the 16 year old. Its not like the cops are gonna recognize an 18 year old going out with a 16 year old UNLESS the 16 year old girl looks like a 11 year old, then I take that back.

Besides, I made Ruby pregnant when she was 16 and I was 17, senior in HS. Now I'm graduated, 18 and she is 17. Nothin' wrong with it, jus' paying the support until she turns 18 and then I marry her (sadly)

[Dustin Triplett]

Age is just a number.
As long as your penis stays in your pants.
It's illegal at times if it doesn't.

[Kitty Man]

What the fuck part of Texas were you in when this happened? I figured its only the peeps in Tennessee and all that say "Ya'll" I don't see that word used at all here in Texas.

Ya'll is said all of the time all over Texas. Where the fuck are you?

[Kitty Man]

And to KM, hit on the 16 year old. Its not like the cops are gonna recognize an 18 year old going out with a 16 year old UNLESS the 16 year old girl looks like a 11 year old, then I take that back.

Besides, I made Ruby pregnant when she was 16 and I was 17, senior in HS. Now I'm graduated, 18 and she is 17. Nothin' wrong with it, jus' paying the support until she turns 18 and then I marry her (sadly)

She has a boyfriend.

She's fun though. Damn shame.

[toribenj]

legal age in texas is 17
legal age in alaska is 16 (f/m f/f m/m)
you're both in the clear, 16 isn't far off from 17.
plus, it's not really a big deal when you're still a teenager
16-18 happens all the time. freshman date seniors sometimes, that's normal.
>_> my go to hookup just turned 15 and I'm 2 1/2 months shy of 18.
really though
go for it, both of you, it's all good.



and while I'm on the topic of consent, I'd just like to add in that South Carolina's is scary low. 14f/16m
gross.
And I'm legal in New York if I ever wanted to do it. (But I don't.)

[Kitty Man]

Nevada's is 14 as well.

I was a freshman dating a senior. Oh man, she was HAWT. Like 8 or 9. Crazy shit. She's now married with 2 kids. It's sort of weird.

[DredScotty]

its not so much the legality of it for me as it is having irks about dating someone younger. I just cant stand it *shrug* admiration from afar suits me.

[Kitty Man]

Ugh. Don't do that. HIT IT AND HIT IT GOOD!

[toribenj]

I guess I kinda have a thing for younger guys?
Everbody (with the exception of Dustin) that I've ever been with/into has been younger than me. Smallest age gap was 1 month, next after that 3 months, biggest gap thus far is 2 years and 9? months. most have been about a year or so though.