Random thread

[EZE]

Is very random

[EZE]

thread needs more Scotty

[EZE]

thread needs more Scotty

also needs more PhOT and buttsecks

[PeNGuiN]

And Sea turtles.

[EZE]

ninja monkey zombie sex

[PhOT]

bok bok i laid an egg for you. bok bok

[EZE]

scramble eggs

[EZE]

Screw the rules, I have money!

[EZE]

I just eat Steak.

[DredScotty]

I like HoHos :angel:

[EZE]

oatmeal cookies

[PeNGuiN]

=) New smilies.

[EZE]

woot

[PhOT]

:angel::angel::angel::angry:

[EZE]

I'm eating twizzlers.

[Kitty Man]

I'm wearing shorts and shit...

[EZE]

I googled "googleplex".

[EZE]

nothing more random than a grown man having sex with his teddy bear.

[EZE]

oatmeal cookies

peanut butter cookies

[EZE]

bubblegum jellybeans

[EZE]

firefox 4

[EZE]

Hinata is hawt

[EZE]

Also silly kids, Twix is for Rabbits.

[EZE]

Droopy is the coolest cartoon dog.

[EZE]

It's crazy to have a threesome when you're bipolar.

[EZE]

Disney girls have become more trampy

[EZE]

I miss Oliver Twist.

[EZE]

Vampires can be scary when they drive.

[EZE]

horses make good glue

[EZE]

How is Waldo?

[EZE]

Queen

[EZE]

I'm eating rice krispies.

[EZE]

Spiderman is a freak on the wall.

Wall sex

[tehstucky]

i'm giving my pillow so good head, tonight!

[toribenj]

baboy is only good crunchy and roasted.

[EZE]

gamegirl is not as fun as gameboy

[toribenj]

the cats in the meadow would smell strange i suppose

[EZE]

PhOT has hamsters

[toribenj]

i hate cats but i like to dress up as one and purr

[toribenj]

there are a lot of things that i would do for $10
it's kinda pathetic really.

[EZE]

there are a lot of things that i would do for $10
it's kinda pathetic really.

Would you babysit for 5 hours for $10?

[toribenj]

Would you babysit for 5 hours for $10?

$10 per hour, maybe.... nah. $20/hr I'd deffffinitely do for 5 hours.
they can't be extremely time consuming if 'mm not going to get paid much.
I have other money-making schemes that I need to catch up on in that time.

[toribenj]

Also, I'm not the best with children.. So ehh....

[Kitty Man]

20 dollars an hour is a fucking retarded price and I would never pay it. Not even if I handed you over 3 kids. -_-

[EZE]

Orange Crush is great

[EZE]

I'm all by myself tonight!

[EZE]

Sour milk makes me gag.

[EZE]

I love cherries.

[Kitty Man]

You post too much. Your post count will reach the highest post rank in the system we're creating before anybody even comes CLOSE.

[EZE]

opps, this is the only forum I can post in with my PSP. The reason why I'm posting here a lot.

[Kitty Man]

opps, this is the only forum I can post in with my PSP. The reason why I'm posting here a lot.
ah. I see.

We're setting it up to 10000. so ya..

[EZE]

only 10000?

[tehstucky]

k...

i went to bored.com (my all time fav. site since i was itty bitty) and i've decided...... it's "random shit," time

Doo Doo Is Brown
Doo Doo Is Stink
And Something Is Wrong
If Your Doo Doo Is Pink!

Don't waste water, shower with a friend.

Don't you wish you were my homework so I'd be doing you right now?

If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." :D

I'm dreaming...of sleeping.

Now I lay down in my bed,
I pray the Lord protect my head.
For if out of my bed I fell,
My head would swell and hurt like hell!

SSSHHH!!! I have Insomnia and I'm trying to sleep it off!!!

Now for bumper stickers ^_^

Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!

We're not old people we're recycled teenagers!

Buy a gun support the constitution.

Confucious say "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."

Do not play a leap frog with a unicorn.

Don't f*** with my head and I won't think with my dick!

Don't judge a book by its movie.

Honk if you hate noise pollution!

I Wish I Was Barbie. That Bitch has EVERYTHING.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If you're against logging, try wiping your ass with plastic.

Jesus Is Coming! Look Busy!

Jesus loves you, but everyone else still thinks you're an ass hole.

My boss is like a diaper, full of shit and always on my ass!

My child is an honor student at the state penitentiary.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

that's all i found for now.

[EZE]

Santabot.com

[Kitty Man]

Santabot.com
Santabot was the most pointless thing on the planet. XD

[EZE]

Santabot was the most pointless thing on the planet. XD

FFF abused that site.

[EZE]

girls gone crazy

[toribenj]

20 dollars an hour is a fucking retarded price and I would never pay it. Not even if I handed you over 3 kids. -_-

rich white people town...

That's a normal price for baby sitting.

[EZE]

Speaking about Random, Where is Bored?

[Kitty Man]

Speaking about Random, Where is Bored?
Actually, that's a good question. Probably wackin' it. ;)

[toribenj]

I wouldn't be surprised.... =p

[EZE]

internet is for porn

[EZE]

Random thought: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop?

[frank0127]

Random thought: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop?

i actually tested that in grade school. licking only on one side, it took me about 534 licks.

[frank0127]

your day really gets shot to hell when you wake up at 3.

[EZE]

ice cream is better than cream ice

[EZE]

I want to find Nemo.

[toribenj]

i love cinnamon toothpaste.

[EZE]

Too bad I can't rate this thread again.

[EZE]

I used to have a pet Bat when I was four.

[EZE]

I'm always alone in this forum.

[Kitty Man]

I'm always alone in this forum.
Well, that's because you're always here. :P

[EZE]

This forum wouldn't have a lot of posts if I wasn't here.

[EZE]

I have heart burn.

[Kitty Man]

But we need more members. MOAR!

[EZE]

Make everyone from the PP group register

[EZE]

I have 6 reputation points. wOOt

[Kitty Man]

Once things are more settled, I'll start promoting the SHIT out of this place. ^_^

[EZE]

Excellent


Then I won't be a alone in here no more.

[toribenj]

You're always alone )O_o(

[toribenj]

My dog is a freak.

[toribenj]

I need to study for my SAT's.

[toribenj]

my laptop is falling apart.

[toribenj]

I have to clean my room because my aunt is staying in it next week.
maaaan...

[toribenj]

I forgot about the 2 chem labs and homework that I need to do. -_-
Time for me to go to the library.
*sigh*

[toribenj]

This thread is great for talking to yourself.
I talk to myself in my mind a lot.
But not in real life, because that'd be strangee.
So instead I do it in my mind or by typing to myself.
Which is probably kinda weird too.

[toribenj]

Oh yeah.
I gotta go do my work now.
And then clean up.
And dye my hair purple.
blehh.

[toribenj]

Oooops
I didn't leave like I said I would.

[toribenj]

I gotta stop talking to myself
It's making me stay online longer than I should be.
errrr.....

[toribenj]

=O
I have the most posts
EZE doesn't count though.

Maybe if I didn't talk to myself, I wouldn't have as many posts.
O_o
I feel weird.

[frank0127]

self-monologuing helps solve problems, imo.

[toribenj]

Idunno, it makes me feel better sometimes.
But then I realize that I'm doing it and then I'm just like ERRR...
Oh and then sometimes I talk to other people in my mind. Like planning out full fledged conversations.
But I realize that it won't even work like that at all, and I probably won't even say anything that I did in my mind.
It doesn't really make much sense to me, but whatever.

[frank0127]

Idunno, it makes me feel better sometimes.
But then I realize that I'm doing it and then I'm just like ERRR...
Oh and then sometimes I talk to other people in my mind. Like planning out full fledged conversations.
But I realize that it won't even work like that at all, and I probably won't even say anything that I did in my mind.
It doesn't really make much sense to me, but whatever.

i've done that too(full conversations with people)! don't feel bad! i tried playing out The Flying Car bit with my dad and it ended after like 3 lines. xD

when you're talking aloud to yourself, do it in a tone that you'll hear but others won't(like unless they're right next to you). i find a usage of the vocal cords(right above a whisper) is good enough.

[frank0127]

ok, i need some tech help.

is there any way to fix a flatscreen monitor that's about....6 years old? the screen went, it's just about impossible to see anything on it.(in fact, i was typing a post on here when it finally went. had to tab-to-the-next-field that shit to post it.)

any way to do it? i'm no expert, so i ask the masses. it's a gateway, that's about all i know. i know we're getting a replacement widescreen one that's 19" for like $150. ^__^ but i digress. helps if possible?

[EZE]

put magnets on the screen.

[EZE]

I miss DR.

[EZE]

Feel free to post random images.

[EZE]

Kitty launcher is a fun game.

[EZE]

post #1000

[toribenj]

ok, i need some tech help.

is there any way to fix a flatscreen monitor that's about....6 years old? the screen went, it's just about impossible to see anything on it.(in fact, i was typing a post on here when it finally went. had to tab-to-the-next-field that shit to post it.)

any way to do it? i'm no expert, so i ask the masses. it's a gateway, that's about all i know. i know we're getting a replacement widescreen one that's 19" for like $150. ^__^ but i digress. helps if possible?

After this laptop, I'd say that Gateway= SHIT
my laptop is literally falling apart.
I have to hold the screen up, and even then it still comes off and is all discombobulated. STUPID PIECE OF SHIT FUCKER.
>_<
I just had to get that out.. I'm in a not so good mood. >=[

[toribenj]

i've done that too(full conversations with people)! don't feel bad! i tried playing out The Flying Car bit with my dad and it ended after like 3 lines. xD

when you're talking aloud to yourself, do it in a tone that you'll hear but others won't(like unless they're right next to you). i find a usage of the vocal cords(right above a whisper) is good enough.

The Flying Car? snehh?

Sometimes I end up talking to myself while talking to people, usually if they're disinterested, I find myself saying "and then yeah... yeah, so since you don't really care and aren't saying anything, I'm just going to continue talking to myself about nonsense." or other lines to that effect........

AT LEAST I'M NOT ALONE <3

[toribenj]

In other random news, today was sorta sucky.
I was looking forward to my free period with this one kid since tuesday (and we won't have free together again until next tuesday--no school tuesday and wednesday, and then friday he's going on a field trip)
But then we ended up sitting in the cafeteria with a group of people. And I don't like the cafeteria, it's too yellow for me, and instead of talking to him and getting to know him, I was just socializing with kids that I've known for a few years already.

[toribenj]

Oh, and then Bauer the douchepuppy stole my underwear, and I was very annoyed... like.. VERY annoyed. and I'm certain I made that quite obvious to other residents of my household... (I kindasorta started screaming)
BUT STILL, my asshat brother knocks on my door 2 minutes later to annoy me by singing and dancing BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA. I had to try to not punch him in the face.
The part that annoys me most is when my mom starts yelling at me for getting mad over various things. I don't know what she thinks yelling at me will do, but it certainly doesn't help my temper.

[toribenj]

Asshat!

[Dustin Triplett]

Flying penis attack!

[EZE]

I love my sig. <_<

[frank0127]

put magnets on the screen.

was this an honest solution?

[EZE]

was this an honest solution?
please don't do it, if you don't know the effects. <_<

[Kitty Man]

please don't do it, if you don't know the effects. <_<
It would be funny though.

[EZE]

It really would be funny.

[frank0127]

figured as much. :p

will it really fuck up a plasma screen though?

[EZE]

<_< try it out and see.

[EZE]

It's funny how everytime I borrow my neighbor's laptop everyone is not posting.

[EZE]

It's funny how everytime I borrow my neighbor's laptop everyone is not posting.Now it's not funny anymore. <_<

[toribenj]

I'm sleepy.
I think I'm going to take a nap.

[toribenj]

AHH I need my physics teacher to write my letter of recommendation by the end of this week because I thought my application to Webb wasn't due until next month but it's due in 2 weeks and at my school you have to hand in applications at least 2 weeks before they're due to the school which means that I need it like NOW.
AHHH

[EZE]

Bill Gates was a college dropout.

[Bored]

I like HoHos :angel:

mmmm.... hohos.... sounds kinky.

[EZE]

random kinky

[EZE]

less than 40 posts away from forum having 1337 posts

[toribenj]

less than 40 posts away from forum having 1337 posts

Where does it say the total post count?

[EZE]

At the forum stats on the bottom by who's online?

[toribenj]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It all makes sense now.

[EZE]

You can even check on what's everybody doing.

[toribenj]

^_^ yeah if you click their name, right?

[EZE]

yep I like spying on members.

[Bored]

somebody's bored...

[EZE]

post # 1337 <_<

[EZE]

I wonder how many posts this forum can hold?

[EZE]

somebody's bored...

you're Bored

[EZE]

I just saw the video KM has been talking about. 2+2=5

[EZE]

I have a dream!

[Kitty Man]

I just saw the video KM has been talking about. 2+2=5
Oh? I told you it was out there. :P

[EZE]

yeah, it was on TLC

[EZE]

I haven't seen Morte post, he must be busy.

[EZE]

I wonder if I'm still a mod in FFF, Nintendo, cure of Boredom, and It's a Pants Party groups?

[EZE]

I should test out some of the HTML codes I have in my hard drive.

[EZE]

Also I should upload new pics of me since I haven't shown a recent picture of me in years. However I don't want it to be one of them myspace posed pics so I won't be a hypocrite.

[EZE]

I need to wash my shoes because I stepped in dog waste.

[EZE]

I find posting random thoughts to myself very relaxing for my stress. Better out than in.

[EZE]

Playing games too much hurts my eyes. So I try to blink once in a while.

[EZE]

If I die, I would like to be an inspiration to people rather than what I've become.

[EZE]

A person shouldn't be judged by their looks but by their integrity.

[EZE]

I recently found out that religion has failed me in my beliefs. However I still believe in a true GOD that will save us from ourselves.

[EZE]

I wonder how some people survived having Cancer in the 1800's?

[EZE]

I wonder if I've been different if I was born into a different family.

[EZE]

I'm the original generic Eric.

[EZE]

Irony that People remember all the bad things that person has done rather than the good things.

[Roshi]

post whore!

[EZE]

I'm sorry I get bored at night.

[EZE]

I hope to be a site networker or anything related without going to college.

[EZE]

My dog should be home soon.

[Kitty Man]

I hope to be a site networker or anything related without going to college.
seriously?

[EZE]

yeah, since I have a problem getting into College due to my absense.

[EZE]

It's gotten really cold in Ohio.

[EZE]

I need to study the basics about nanotechnology.

[EZE]

Are nations only hope is cold fusion.

[EZE]

It's not important what people think of each other, but that we still have the freedom of opinion.

[EZE]

I've posted in 102 out of 120 threads. <_<

[EZE]

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[EZE]

­

[EZE]

♥♣♦♠

[EZE]

Heather Locklear got arrested. <_<

[EZE]

I like to make words up. To confuse people.

[EZE]

And Sea turtles.I would to see some Sea Turtles in real life.

[Kitty Man]

Post whoring. Bad EZE. Bad. *rolls up newspaper*

[EZE]

I'm testing bbc

[Kitty Man]

LIES. *rolls newspaper tighter*

[EZE]

oww

[Kitty Man]

*pats EZE on the nose with newspaper*

Don't make me stick your nose in it. O.o

[EZE]

o_0 After all those times I cleaned your kitty litter. You hit me.

[Kitty Man]

I put your nose in THAT too. :P

[EZE]

That was a oddly random thing to say.

What about the party thread you are supposed to create?

[PhOT]

Pengas

[Kitty Man]

Soon my friend. Soon.

[EZE]

Excellent

[EZE]

I'm sad no one has posted random pics. <_<

[EZE]

My posts have been deleted. I guess you guys don't like me talking to myself.

[Kitty Man]

I didn't delete anything, but no. I don't like you talking to yourself. I already told you that though. >.<

[EZE]

What am I supposed to do at night when everybody leaves me?

[EZE]

What am I supposed to do at night when everybody leaves me?
:confused: Maybe I can make my own thread so I can talk to myself. <_<

[EZE]

I made a poll for this thread. :)

[EZE]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u9/tsneeze35/triforce.jpgScrew the rules, I have money!

[Kitty Man]

That's an AWESOME picture. O.o

Also, stop post whoring. >.<

[EZE]

post whoring? I've been rarely posting here.

[Kitty Man]

post whoring? I've been rarely posting here.
I mean by posting in the same thread over and over. lol.

I could care less if you respond in every thread, but posting 3 times in a row in the same thread is really talking to yourself. You psycho. lol

[EZE]

That's why I made this thread, so I'll leave everyone alone, and post random thoughts.

[Kitty Man]

I guess in this one thread I could allow it. It is rightly named.

<.<

Anyway, you're not a loser. Phot. That is all.

[EZE]

Alright, I need more hobbies though. <_<

[Kitty Man]

Maybe a hooker that's cheap but willing.

[EZE]

Why are you telling me about your job?

[Kitty Man]

Touche good sir...

[EZE]

:P

[Kitty Man]

*goes to hide*

[EZE]

:P
hmm this icon failed. <_<

[Kitty Man]

You fail at making icons. Poor you. :P

[EZE]

You fail at making icons. Poor you. :P
Hey that icon failed too. :p

[Kitty Man]

I didn't try to make it. :p

[EZE]

:eek: oh noes I failed

[Kitty Man]

You phailed

[EZE]

indeed...:o

[Kitty Man]

I need to create more smilies and stuff. Maybe have Maikol do it. It would be so kickass.

[EZE]

Where is Maikol?

[Kitty Man]

Busy with work. He said he finished a few of the comic, but hasn't sent them yet.

[EZE]

Will he join the site?

[Kitty Man]

Well, he's making comics for the site, so I'm guessing he will eventually.

[EZE]

I hope he joins.

[Kitty Man]

me too. It'd be weird to do the comics and not join.

[EZE]

yeah, it really would be weird.

[EZE]

I should post more quality than quantity.

[Homiko]

halloween rocks

[EZE]

Halloween candy :0

[Tate]

wtf is wrong with eze

[Tate]

is he retarded?

[Tate]

is he gay?

[Tate]

is he bored?

[Tate]

but wait......how can he be bored if bored is bored? cuz there is only one bored so eze cant be bored cuz he would be impersonating being bored which he's not allow to do.

[EZE]

I'm hyper.

[Tate]

my brain just exploded from my own confusion of awesomeness

[Tate]

*body slumps to floor*

[EZE]

Don't forget to vote.

[EZE]

Muzz should make a another video.

[Roshi]

screw the rules, i have money!
qft

[EZE]

Do we get free cupcakes for joining this site?

[Homiko]

no no no.... We should get free waffles.

[EZE]

with syrup?

[Roshi]

with sex

[Tate]

sex n waffles. mmmmmm

[PhOT]

Gigglegurt.

[toribenj]

with syrup?

i smell like syrup today

mmmmmmmmm.... i just want to lick myself.

[EZE]

put some cool whip on those Waffles.

[EZE]

Halloween has the best specials compared to all the other holidays.

[Roshi]

Candy apples and razor blades, little dead are soon in graves, I remember Halloween!

[toribenj]

halloween tastes the best.

[toribenj]

halloween tastes the best.

just kidding.

christmas does.

[EZE]

spoiled recievers day

[Tate]

spoiled recievers day

you spelled receivers wrong :D

[EZE]

I don't spell very well when texting

[toribenj]

or at all.
=p

[EZE]

or that.

[toribenj]

what does the bottom of your sig say?

[EZE]

it was made by TBF.

[Homiko]

put some cool whip on those Waffles.

Don't forget the strawberries! :3

[EZE]

Waffle party

[Homiko]

Whoo! Waffles! *sips chai* :D

[EZE]

*blows up balloons*

[Kitty Man]

Star Wars The Clone Wars is good. I approve.

[EZE]

So that's where you was at.

[Homiko]

Haven't seen. Want to though.

Also, I am totally excited about Halloween! :D

[EZE]

What are going to be for Halloween?