Top 5 Post Whores

[Tate]

1. Eze - 2200+ posts

2. Kitty Man - 700+ posts

3. Tori - 700+ posts

4. Drama - 500+ posts

5. Tate - 400+ posts

[PhOT]

Eze. I love you.

[Kitty Man]

Funniest part? I've been holding back and trying to get others to post.

Best part? Eric got that from replying to his own threads a lot.

[Roshi]

lol...whores

[tehstucky]

whos the bottom 5?

[Tate]

whos the bottom 5?

a lot of ppl would be tied at the bottom because they havent posted at all or once or twice

[toribenj]

there's a lot of people with 0's
O_o

[EZE]

Funniest part? I've been holding back and trying to get others to post.

Best part? Eric got that from replying to his own threads a lot.It's funny that I'm not even trying to post a lot anymore.

[Dustin Triplett]

It's godlike(EZE) and then drops down to beggar status. XD

[EZE]

post whore is a ugly word when I try to spark up this forum all by myself with my many posts.

[toribenj]

what do you want to be called then?

[EZE]

a great member

[Tate]

a great member

no point in calling u something obvious =p

[EZE]

top posters sounds better than top post whores

[EZE]

it's great that we can edit posts so if these stats change we can edit it.

[Homiko]

Whee! i'm not the only one that looks at the members list!

[EZE]

Whee! i'm not the only one that looks at the members list!I look at it all the time

[Homiko]

I look at it all the time

^_^;

[EZE]

only the top 15 posters are on here daily

[toribenj]

haha I look at the members list all the time as well.......

[Homiko]

We should all feel like stalkers.

[EZE]

I think I have seen every members page

[Tate]

I liked being stalked. It's kinky

[RangerDeon]

hell yeah

[toribenj]

We should all feel like stalkers.

Or in denial.

[EZE]

yeah more posters

[toribenj]

We need more posters.

[Tate]

I have sailor moon posters

[toribenj]

I have a halo 3 poster

[EZE]

I have Nintendo posters

[toribenj]

Let's have a poster party.

[EZE]

Dustin has n00d posters

[toribenj]

I wouldn't be surprised..

[EZE]

He also has zombie pinups

[toribenj]

That he jacks off to..

[EZE]

he has a tori poster

[toribenj]

Autographed too.

[Dustin Triplett]

I'm hot for rotting flesh.

[toribenj]

We've noticed...

[Tate]

1. Eze - 2400+ posts

2. Kitty Man - 700+ posts

3. Tori - 700+ posts

4. Drama - 500+ posts

5. Tate - 400+ posts

*fixed

[EZE]

17 more posts and it's 2500+ for me

[Tate]

1. Eze - 2400+ posts

2. Kitty Man - 700+ posts

3. Tori - 700+ posts

4. Drama - 600+ posts

5. Tate - 500+ posts

*fixed

[EZE]

500 w00t the real question is when and how will someone surpass my lead?

[Tate]

500 w00t the real question is when and how will someone surpass my lead?

i say impossible.

[EZE]

It's possible if I leave for a few days and you guys go post crazy.

[Tate]

It's possible if I leave for a few weeks and you guys go post crazy.

*fixed

[EZE]

it wouldn't take KM that long to gain that many posts. Back in the day he was quite the post whore.

[Dustin Triplett]

But now he has "school" and "work".
What a pussy.......man.

[Tate]

1. Eze - 2500+ posts

2. Kitty Man - 700+ posts

3. Tori - 700+ posts

4. Drama - 600+ posts

5. Tate - 500+ posts

*fixed

[Tate]

*hones in on dustin's post count*

[Dustin Triplett]

mother fucker

[Kitty Man]

But now he has "school" and "work".
What a pussy.......man.

haha. Damn. It must suck to.. you know... have shit to do.

[Dustin Triplett]

I had an interview for a job at Office Depot last week.
I'm glad they never called me back.
I like the thought of being able to masturbate any time I want.

[EZE]

masturbation

[William Hildebrand]

masturbation

Oh no! Immature, ejaculation.

[Kitty Man]

Premature ejaculation?

[Tate]

1. Eze - 2500+ posts

2. Kitty Man - 800+ posts

3. Tori - 700+ posts

4. Drama - 600+ posts

5. Tate - 600+ posts

*fixed

[Tate]

ill surpass dustin by the end of the day. Tori is next

[toribenj]

Ohhh no.
I keel bitches.

[Tate]

Ohhh no.
I keel bitches.

majority of my posts came after ur connection shut off and while ur in skewl

[Tate]

i just surpassed dustin btw

[Dustin Triplett]

Son of a bitch

[Tate]

lawls

[toribenj]

Dustin!! You can get him backkk!!

[Tate]

Dustin!! You can get him backkk!!

lawls

[Dustin Triplett]

:|

[toribenj]

d00d i'm such a whore.

[Tate]

my post rampage will continue through the night. i should be within 10-30 posts of tori by tommorow afternoon

[toribenj]

Damn you!
That's not fair!!

[Tate]

Damn you!
That's not fair!!

thats life 4 ya

[toribenj]

Bitchennnn.............
I'll have to become an EZE in all my spare time.
ALL OF IT!!

[Tate]

thats life 4 ya

lol that was post numba 69 in this thread. and this is post 666 for me

[toribenj]

I 69'd!!!

[toribenj]

I think I 666'd yesterday or the day before, EZE told me so because I hadn't realized.

[Tate]

lol we're post whoring off each other

[toribenj]

I noticed.
How will either of us make any headway like this?

[Tate]

I noticed.
How will either of us make any headway like this?

good question. you will surpass teh kitty though

[Tate]

1. Eze - 2500+ posts

2. Tori - 800+ posts

3. Kitty Man - 800+ posts

4. Tate - 600+ posts

5. Dustin - 600+ posts

*fixed

[toribenj]

Next goal: overtake the entire forums and have more posts than EZE

BWAAAAHAAAHAAHAHA

[EZE]

:]

[toribenj]

I don't think it will happen...

[EZE]

It will happen if you try harder.

[Tate]

i dont think it will 4 anybody

[toribenj]

TRY
HARDER! ahh!

[toribenj]

i dont think it will 4 anybody

I believe that anything is possible for anybody if they put their mind to it!

[EZE]

w00t for teamwork

[toribenj]

THERE'S NO I IN TEAM!
but there is an M and an E!

[EZE]

well there is an T and A in team

[Tate]

THERE'S NO I IN TEAM!
but there is an M and an E!

team
meat
tea
eat
met
mat
me
at

[William Hildebrand]

Premature ejaculation?

Oh yeah, Premature, not immature

xD

[Dustin Triplett]

ejaculation ftw

[toribenj]

ejaculation =/= orgasm

[Tate]

ejaculation =/= orgasm

+1

[toribenj]

You would know. Alllll toooo welllll.

[Tate]

You would know. Alllll toooo welllll.

>.>

[toribenj]

WOW, I was kidding.

[EZE]

he has a PhD in ejaculation

[Tate]

WOW, I was kidding.

lol derr

[toribenj]

I'm lost?

[Tate]

I'm lost?

as always

[toribenj]

Yeah.
Hey, I still have post lead though. I'm surprised, I didn't even come online yesterday.
It probably won't be long until you pass me though, I don't have my laptop.

[Tate]

Yeah.
Hey, I still have post lead though. I'm surprised, I didn't even come online yesterday.
It probably won't be long until you pass me though, I don't have my laptop.

i sat on the floor most of yesterday in blankness after tanya, intentionally waiting for jas to leave for work, decided to humiliate and hit me one last time. idc about passing you now. and now this email bullshit. how can u really say im awesome?

i feel like shit now.

goodnight

[EZE]

I need to have a chat with my self about being the top poster on this site

[JasmineR]

Yeah.
Hey, I still have post lead though. I'm surprised, I didn't even come online yesterday.
It probably won't be long until you pass me though, I don't have my laptop.

i sat on the floor most of yesterday in blankness after tanya, intentionally waiting for jas to leave for work, decided to humiliate and hit me one last time. idc about passing you now. and now this email bullshit. how can u really say im awesome?

i feel like shit now.

goodnight

Hopefully he will sleep it off

[Tate]

Hopefully he will sleep it off

im fine now

[toribenj]

i sat on the floor most of yesterday in blankness after tanya, intentionally waiting for jas to leave for work, decided to humiliate and hit me one last time. idc about passing you now. and now this email bullshit. how can u really say im awesome?

i feel like shit now.

goodnight

how can I say you're awesome?
Because despite all of this shit, you're still my best fucking friend. And no matter what, you will always mean the world to me.

[EZE]

scores needs updated

[Tate]

Eze - 2,600+ posts

Tate - 900+ posts

Tori - 900+ posts

Kitty Man - 800+ posts

Dustin - 600+ posts

[EZE]

you beat Tori by a few posts

[Tate]

you beat Tori by a few posts

ill probably be the 2nd to post over 1,000

[DredScotty]

Shiver in your booties wit phear of mah awesome 136 count!!! MUWAHAHAHAHHA!~

[William Hildebrand]

136? I was once that number

[EZE]

Scotty is awesome. 136

[Tate]

Shiver in your booties wit phear of mah awesome 136 count!!! MUWAHAHAHAHHA!~

lol.......booties

[Tate]

Eze - 2,600+ posts

Tate - 1,000+ posts

Tori - 900+ posts

Kitty Man - 800+ posts

Dustin - 600+ posts

[EZE]

I'm 2700+

[Dustin Triplett]

STFU, fool. T_T

[EZE]

go post crazy in the random thread

[Tate]

Eze - 2,700+ posts

Tate - 1,000+ posts

Tori - 900+ posts

Kitty Man - 800+ posts

Dustin - 700+ posts

[toribenj]

NERD
JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A LIFE AND YOU DON'T DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!!
lalalaa i'm not listeninggggg!

[Tate]

NERD
JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A LIFE AND YOU DON'T DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!!
lalalaa i'm not listeninggggg!

my postin of the last two days were just out of boredum. it wasnt like the time when i just went post crazy tryin to catch up to dustin and whatever

[Tate]

and that was really mean

[William Hildebrand]

and that was really mean

I kno' huh? I was jus' readin...

[toribenj]

aw no I was just kiddinn'.
I think that since I'm spending like all of my time with Zack only shows that I don't have a life lol.
My new life schedule: wake up for school... get ready/take bus.... go to my locker with nicole... meet zack in the hallway and sit with him for the next half hour... go to classes blah blah blah school... then either go to his house or he comes over mine or now I start work tomorrow and stuff and then after I get home I do hw and then fall asleep because for some reason when I spend time with Zack, I can fall asleep before midnight.

[EZE]

I see no room in that schedule for cybering with Dustin.

[toribenj]

Oh, I'll MAKE room for him.
PLENTY OF IT.

[Axed]

aw no I was just kiddinn'.
I think that since I'm spending like all of my time with Zack only shows that I don't have a life lol.
My new life schedule: wake up for school... get ready/take bus.... go to my locker with nicole... meet zack in the hallway and sit with him AND NICOLE for the next half hour... go to classes blah blah sexwithnicoleinthebackstaircase blah school... then either go to his house or he comes over mine or now I start work tomorrow AND SOON WITH NICOLE and stuff and then after I get home I do hw and then fall asleep because for some reason when I spend time with Zack, I can fall asleep before midnight.

Fix'd.

Sounds like a pretty good schedule to me.

[toribenj]

OMG YESS!
I was freakin out over that like the whole time
omgomgomg
I'm gonna make a new thread about work lol...

[Dustin Triplett]

Real sex>Hand+Text

[EZE]

goats>sex>Hand+Text

[toribenj]

I fuckin' lol'd

[Kitty Man]

I'm lost.

[EZE]

I lost.Tate beat you in posts.

[Kitty Man]

Well ya? Fuck that. More activity people. WE NEED MOAR ACTIVITY!

[EZE]

I've been sleeping a lot and when I'm online no one is around.

[Kitty Man]

Ya. Penguin just got mad at me for low activity since I've been gone. The past 2 days have been BAD. It's been SUPER good and then suddenly, it sucked.

[EZE]

That's why we need to plan a forum meeting and stick to it. To gain more activity.

[Kitty Man]

Idk about a forum meeting. I can barely set up meetings with fellow pledge members and classmates, much less people all around the country with busy schedules.

[EZE]

hmm If this unactivity rises than the site will fail like HGN.net

[Kitty Man]

Which is what we dont' want to happen. MOAR.

[EZE]

I'll give you moar.

[toribenj]

FEED ME MOAAAARRRRR!!!!
raawr!

[EZE]

I'll feed you waffles.

[toribenj]

GOOD
i love waffles.

[EZE]

*gets waffle batter out* making homemade Waffles.

[Niecy]

*gets waffle batter out* making homemade Waffles.

*raises hand*

I would like some waffles too. .__.

[EZE]

*gets out waffle iron*

[erratica]

I'm not a fan of waffles. I prefer french toast.

[EZE]

I have a toaster oven.

[Kitty Man]

I hate my breakfast at work. -_-

[EZE]

Pop tarts?

[Kitty Man]

No. Pancakes and eggs.

[EZE]

Where do you get eggs and pancakes on a street corner? you whore

[Kitty Man]

The store.

[EZE]

2,800+

[William Hildebrand]

2,800+

And soon by tomorrow night, 3,000. Watch.

[EZE]

hmm

[William Hildebrand]

YOU WANNA BET!???!l :D

[EZE]

Betting on myself?

[William Hildebrand]

Yeah sure, gotta bet on somethin... :/

[EZE]

I didn't know that was legal.

[William Hildebrand]

Well doesn't have to be you,.... It can be some hawt gurl in these forums or it can be the rights to have buttsecks with Bored.

[EZE]

I bet on getting yelled at in here again.

[William Hildebrand]

I bet on getting yelled at in here again.

I will lose then. Five Bucks Tori will be the first one to yell at you and KM be second.

[EZE]

The person will yell at will be KM.

[toribenj]

BLAKJETL;AHG!

I'M YELLING!
but NOT AT ANYBODY!

I'M STILL YELLING THOUGH!!!!

[Death]

Caps lock!!!!

Cruise control for cool!!!11!!!11!!

[EZE]

77 posts

[toribenj]

Caps lock!!!!

Cruise control for cool!!!11!!!11!!

Caps doesn't work in the forum unless you have at least one uncapitalized letter!

[William Hildebrand]

Caps doesn't work in the forum unless you have at least one uncapitalized letter!

MY MIND REJECTS IT!!!!i

[toribenj]

DON'T THINK THAT I DON'T SEE THAT LITTLE I THERE, I DO THAT TOO!!!i

[EZE]

MY KNOWLEDGE ABOUT CAPS IS LIMITED. :[

hmm will this work?

[Death]

YES IT WILL!i!!!!

[Dustin Triplett]

LALALALALALALALALALA I LIKE CAPS c <---Random lowercase c out of fucking nowhere.

[EZE]

LOL XD CAPS LOCK FTW!1!1!1!

hello highlighters or quoters

[toribenj]

I'm a highlighter!

[EZE]

yay!

[toribenj]

I want to be a neon GREEN highlighter! not yellow!

[Axed]

iYOU COULD DO IT LIKE THIS!

SO IT LOOKS LIKE A SPANISH EXCLAMATION POINT INSTEAD OF A RANDOM I LULZ.

[EZE]

Or you could do thi*s

[Dustin Triplett]

PENiS

[toribenj]

Or you could do thi*s

no you can't!

[EZE]

yes, I can!

[toribenj]

LiEZ!!

[EZE]

hiTRUTH

[toribenj]

hello to you too.

[EZE]

tori is a jump man

[Death]

I am.....Pong Ball!

[EZE]

Pong pwns Halo any day of the week

[Death]

meh, I don't care about either.

[EZE]

EZE 3,100+

toribenj 1,100+

Tate 1,000+

Drama 900+

Kitty Man 800+

Homiko is close to beating KM. :]

[toribenj]

NO WAi, SRSLY?!

[EZE]

my post rate is decreasing per day.

[Dustin Triplett]

my post rate is decreasing per day.

That happened to me back at my old forum. :/
Maybe someone is deleting threads?

[EZE]

no, it's just that I haven't post my usual quota per day.

[Dustin Triplett]

Oh. :/

[William Hildebrand]

my post rate is decreasing per day.

That is fucking amazing.... Stop letting us down Eze. HIT THE 100,000 MARK DUDE!

[EZE]

I'm sorry for letting everyone down.

[William Hildebrand]

Eze! Eze! E-R-I-C! Eze! Eze!

[EZE]

it's not always ez being cheezy.

[JasmineR]

I'm sorry for letting everyone down.

You are not letting anyone down. My fiance is the one who should be sorry lol. I rarely see him on the computer now lol.

[EZE]

get him to a doctor, I'm more worried about his health than being online.

[JasmineR]

get him to a doctor, I'm more worried about his health than being online.

Thanks for being concerned. I swear the official ruling of death on his death certificate will read "stubbornness". Last week I had one of my girlfriends drag him to the hospital while I was on the job. After he was seen by the nurse, who leaves after doing a basic checkup which is normal procedure, he got up and left while waiting on a doctor for more extensive evaluation. It just upsets me so much to the point of tears. I am just about ready to snap on him.

[EZE]

chloroform <_<

[JasmineR]

chloroform <_<

Lol good idea. He needs to be awake to explain his problems though. I could but I am pretty sure he is withholding some information from me regarding his health. Like his rapid weight loss the summer before his senior year in high school.

[EZE]

wish the doctor was like House.

[JasmineR]

wish the doctor was like House.

Lol true.

[William Hildebrand]

I would laugh at all his euphemisms and metaphors.

[PeNGuiN]

Like his rapid weight loss the summer before his senior year in high school.


Sounds like a meth problem. -.- Bad health, doesnt want you to know. rapid weight loss, always being cold. I usta do meth and Coke when i was in high school, im glad i got over that but uggh.

[JasmineR]

Sounds like a meth problem. -.- Bad health, doesnt want you to know. rapid weight loss, always being cold. I usta do meth and Coke when i was in high school, im glad i got over that but uggh.

No he never was involved with drugs. I know that for sure. He does not drink or smoke. I think it might be diabetes.

[EZE]

89 more posts till 4,000

[William Hildebrand]

I'm guessing you'll reach it under an hour.

[tehstucky]

89 more posts till 4,000

wow. that upper section is depressing.

anyways.

i got a ways to go before i can happily call myself a whore.

[EZE]

over 4000!