At work masturbation has never been easier!

[Dustin Triplett]

Introducing, keyboard pants.
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w46/dustintrip/Videogame%20Related/keyboard-pants-1.jpg
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w46/dustintrip/Videogame%20Related/keyboard-pants-2.jpg
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w46/dustintrip/Videogame%20Related/keyboard-pants-3.jpg
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w46/dustintrip/Videogame%20Related/keyboard-pants-4.jpg
"Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers, around the back you have the added convenience of a back pocket for your "mouse", and for you gamers, there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper."

I hope the joystick placement is a joke.

p.s. we need a tech forum.



Source: http://www.geekologie.com/2008/04/keyboard_pants_type_your_way_t.php

[EZE]

I'll party in those pants.

[tehstucky]

i think he beat yah to it.

[toribenj]

omfg

i want
just for the fun of it.
XD

he has nice shoes too.

[Kitty Man]

I want it just so I can bring over girls and be all, "who wants to check their myspace? ;)"

[radioactivemouse]

I want it just so I can bring over girls and be all, "who wants to check their myspace? ;)"

More like..."Who wants to write their term paper on my computer"

[EZE]

More like..."Who wants to write their term paper on my computer"

"Do you want to blog on my computer?"

[toribenj]

i always gots plenty to type.

[radioactivemouse]

"Do you want to blog on my computer?"

blogs are short...

aw fuck it, just go for the gitgo and ask "wanna play WoW with my patented joystick?"

[frank0127]

blogs are short...

aw fuck it, just go for the gitgo and ask "wanna play WoW with my patented joystick?"

that implies a)women play WoW and b)people that play WoW leave their basements.

xD i keed.

[Dillon]

Am I the only one here thats wondering how you
would be able to wash those?

[toribenj]

........
That's actually a really good question......

[Dustin Triplett]

Jizz stains easily come out with a really kinky girlfriend.

[toribenj]

O_o

You wouldn't happen to know from past experience, would you..??

[Dustin Triplett]

O_o

You wouldn't happen to know from past experience, would you..??

no. =[
but i've seen chicks licking boots before..
why not pants?

[toribenj]

I'm not so sure that would work...
*shrugs* try it!

[Dustin Triplett]

I'm not so sure that would work...
*shrugs* try it!

me and you?

[toribenj]

Well I meant try licking your own cum stains....
But that works just as well!!
(if not, better)

[radioactivemouse]

that implies a)women play WoW and b)people that play WoW leave their basements.

xD i keed.

Haha...you never read the "confession" in the MySpace forums, huh?

tsk tsk :angel:

Oh, and I used to work for Blizz...there were a LOT of fine chicks that played WoW...omfg

(of course the opposite was true too, but that's another story)

[frank0127]

Haha...you never read the "confession" in the MySpace forums, huh?

tsk tsk :angel:

Oh, and I used to work for Blizz...there were a LOT of fine chicks that played WoW...omfg

(of course the opposite was true too, but that's another story)

whatchu mean? fine guys? DON'T YOU GO GAY ON ME MAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[frank0127]

Well I meant try licking your own cum stains....
But that works just as well!!
(if not, better)

i believe saliva would do it, yes. you'd have to lick for a while, and constantly re-salivate your tongue, but it's possible.

[toribenj]

XD
idunno, would it come out that easily?

[frank0127]

XD
idunno, would it come out that easily?

only one way to find out. ;)

[EZE]

Frank is a pedo.

[Kitty Man]

Frank is a pedo.
This is FACT.

[EZE]

fact is stranger than fiction.

[toribenj]

Frank is stranger than fiction

[Dillon]

whatchu mean? fine guys? DON'T YOU GO GAY ON ME MAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dude, I know a pretty hot chick that plays WOW.

[Dustin Triplett]

The only reason I play on Runetotem is because of a hot chick.
She lives like an hour away too..

[frank0127]

This is FACT.

XD...one day....you'll see......you'll all see!

[EZE]

Did anyone buy these pants?

[Niecy]

Don't think so. I wouldn't mind getting them just for the hell of it lol.

[frank0127]

You know, as tarded as it sounds, i'd actually use something like that.

[Dillon]

I would buy them if I had a link.

[Naught]

Nobody has figured out how to wash them yet though...

[Dillon]

Yeah, and I take back that take back. They're just concept pants. :[

[EZE]

In Spain they teach you that it is healthy to Masturbate in school.

[ShADoW_NoBODy]

So they allow you to masturbate in school. Idk if thats awesome or mega awesome.

[EZE]

<_< misconsception

[EZE]

the teachers will show you healthy ways to masturbate to fight sexual urges with other people. I read this in a article.

[ShADoW_NoBODy]

Masturbating doesn't always fight sexual urges. I don't think I would want to be in one of the classes that would just be extremely awkward.

[EZE]

Idk, it may help rather than taken an oath to abstinence

[ShADoW_NoBODy]

That is true because abstinence really doesn't do much except have a reverse effect.

[zgodsill200]

So they allow you to masturbate in school. Idk if thats awesome or mega awesome.

I'm going to say mega awesome

[EZE]

school will be cool

[Dillon]

So they allow you to masturbate in school. Idk if thats awesome or mega awesome.

I'm going to say that's disgusting.

Imagine how dirty everything would get.

You don't want to borrow THAT kids pencil.

It would be worse than a Carnival Cruise ship.

[EZE]

Seamen

[Dillon]

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

[EZE]

seawomen?

[Dillon]

*facepalm.

[EZE]

Carnival Cruise

[Dillon]

Nasty, nasty things.

[EZE]

cum