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Phaze is Erotic

01-07-2009, 09:42 AM

http://realtouch.com/

fleshlight has now been destroyed by this shit.......i guess if i come to a time in my life with out a girlfriend ill buy one of these.... haha

Dustin Triplett

01-07-2009, 11:49 AM

Anyone remember the Cabbage Patch Kid's doll that ate the fake carrots? The one that ended up getting recalled because some kids hair got caught in it's mouth and it scalped the kid. Yeah, I sense a similarity here.

radioactivemouse

01-07-2009, 03:57 PM

http://realtouch.com/

fleshlight has now been destroyed by this shit.......i guess if i come to a time in my life with out a girlfriend ill buy one of these.... haha

wow...like...wow.

I dunno what to say.

Somehow I can sense all kinds of stupidity with this thing (ie. people cleaning it while it's plugged in, people using it without lube, overuse lol)...and then there's cleaning the thing? Air dry??!? Yeah, way too much hassle for my effort.

Having real sex is sounding far too easy now.

tehstucky

01-07-2009, 07:49 PM

eeeeeh...hehe. might wanna stick a warning somewhere. my kid was standing here when i opened it >.>

i think he's scarred...

Dustin Triplett

01-07-2009, 08:55 PM

I'm sure it's nothing he hasn't seen before. :P

radioactivemouse

01-07-2009, 09:13 PM

I'm sure it's nothing he hasn't seen before. :P

I can imagine the convo:

kid: "mommy, what are you looking at?"

mom: "oh, it's nothing"

kid: "hey, that looks like a fleshlight that you plug into the internet"

mom: "0_o" ???

tehstucky

01-07-2009, 09:14 PM

actually... that's iffy.

does sleepwalking count?

Phaze is Erotic

01-08-2009, 12:53 AM

eeeeeh...hehe. might wanna stick a warning somewhere. my kid was standing here when i opened it >.>

i think he's scarred...

sorry haha me being phaze i dont think about stuff cause i dont care lol

Kitty Man

01-08-2009, 08:46 AM

Phaze is Phaze. He's getting one of these.

EZE

01-08-2009, 12:08 PM

the url should of warned you.

tehstucky

01-08-2009, 09:44 PM

sorry haha me being phaze i dont think about stuff cause i dont care lol

...........men.

lol

tehstucky

01-08-2009, 09:45 PM

yeah yeah whatevar

Phaze is Erotic

01-09-2009, 05:57 AM

Phaze is Phaze. He's getting one of these.

no need i have a gf basicaly a walking vagina hahah