Just who in the hell do you think you are?

[EZE]

You guest that don't even register/log in the forums.

[Kitty Man]

hahaha

[EZE]

They keep looking at the calendar

[EZE]

They're watching me. O_o

[toribenj]

They're watching ALL OF US!
*hides in a dark corner*

[toribenj]

!!
THERE'S MORE OF THEM!!
They're watching me!!
I'm the only logged in user out of 4 people right now!
AHHH!!!

[EZE]

Quit stalking me, I'm a minor

[EZE]

I'm nicknaming guests A.A. (asshole anons)

[EZE]

Damn you A.A.

[EZE]

I'll laugh if the A.A.s are vBulletin admin. <_<

[EZE]

I wish these A.A. people could post.

[EZE]

hmm

[EZE]

Hey, no guests today. :D

[toribenj]

yay =] rejoice

[EZE]

Guests keep following me around this forum.

[EZE]

4 guests are online. <_<

[radioactivemouse]

Is it possible to just change "Guest" to something like..."Monkey fucking a coconut"?

[EZE]

I hope Kitty Man has the power to do that.

[Dustin Triplett]

2 guests are watching me.
It's very uneasy. >.>

[EZE]

The guests keep viewing the calendar

[Dustin Triplett]

5 Guests. 1 me.

^I could make a distasteful porno out of that.

[tehstucky]

you could call it something like 'the DramaTic Peep Show.' :D

[EZE]

They are back!

[Nemesis Nexus]

It looks like the whole lot of them are being chased by a Bloober, lol

[Morte]

>.>

[EZE]

Hey a guest is Registering but no new member.

[Kitty Man]

There was a shit load of guests earlier. It was weird.

[EZE]

Can you make some forums private to guests just to mess with them?

[Kitty Man]

No. -_-

[EZE]

you can't? i've seen some vBulletin forums that you have to log in just to see most of the forum.

[Kitty Man]

I can. I won't though.

[EZE]

Well can you make it that guest can't view calendar?

[Dustin Triplett]

you can't? i've seen some vBulletin forums that you have to log in just to see most of the forum.

KM lies or is a nub.
You can make VB public, members only, or mod only.
Just a topic, a whole section, or the whole forum.

[Kitty Man]

KM lies or is a nub.
You can make VB public, members only, or mod only.
Just a topic, a whole section, or the whole forum.

Hey Dustin, you're a nub. If you can't read, I can do it, but I won't.

[Dustin Triplett]

Hey Dustin, you're a nub. If you can't read, I can do it, but I won't.

I missed that, NubbyBitch. <3

[EZE]

nubs

[Kitty Man]

nubtastic...

[Dustin Triplett]

nubgasmic

[EZE]

They keep looking at me.

[Dustin Triplett]

You have a nice ass.

[EZE]

I need to censor it from these guests.

[Dustin Triplett]

Did you censor it?
Three of them are looking for a gangbang.

[EZE]

screw those A.A.s

[Tate]

nubgasm

[EZE]

nubs in tubs

[Dustin Triplett]

^ should be a porno.

[Dustin Triplett]

^ should be in a porno.

[EZE]

double posting nub

[Dustin Triplett]

no one double posted. >.>

[EZE]

you added only one word

[EZE]

Stop lurking the forum and log in to chat with me. :)

[Kitty Man]

Never!!!!!

[EZE]

I keep seeing some anon looking at random threads.

[Kitty Man]

I blame the juice.

[EZE]

beatlejuice

[Dustin Triplett]

I miss beatlejuice. =/

[EZE]

me too

[Kitty Man]

It gave me nightmares when I was a kid.

[EZE]

XD

[toribenj]

There's 6 of them right now...
just watching....... grrrr.

[EZE]

must kill A.A.s

[toribenj]

or convert them

[EZE]

or join them

[toribenj]

why would you do that?

[EZE]

to be a spy

[toribenj]

ohhh.
sneakyyy

[EZE]

:)

[PeNGuiN]

ready, my name is penguin and I like to ruin fun for the most part.

The guests are web bots from google, they read all of our pages to get our topic info and web stats for engine search and content. Thats all. They access all pages listed on our entire site except the ones i made private ( hidden forums? ) uhhh Ohhz? ......

[EZE]

They must like looking at the calendar

[toribenj]

ohhhhhhhh
*wipes brow*
phew!
that's much better than soviet spies getting ready to nuke us.

[EZE]

Googlebots are trying to create events like crazy.

[Erwin Rommel]

ohhhhhhhh
*wipes brow*
phew!
That's much better than soviet spies getting ready to nuke us.

...


<.<

>.>

8)

[EZE]

;>_>

[Erwin Rommel]

я говорю по русский

[EZE]

I'm not translating that.

[Erwin Rommel]

I'm not translating that.

It just means I speak Russian. I want to say literally. It takes forever to write out Russian on this keyboard. In the US it works fine but in Germany not for some reason.

[EZE]

oh, I figuered it was Russian with the "я"

[Erwin Rommel]

The "я" makes the 'ya' sound, and is a Russian vowel. It means 'I' in Nominative Case. :)

[tehstucky]

ready, my name is penguin and I like to ruin fun for the most part.

The guests are web bots from google, they read all of our pages to get our topic info and web stats for engine search and content. Thats all. They access all pages listed on our entire site except the ones i made private ( hidden forums? ) uhhh Ohhz? ......

sooooo... u have to join tGZ to view any of the forum?

*yanks you into a deadly hug* "thank you, sir! thank you!"

[EZE]

bots like to create events

[William Hildebrand]

Sergei's signature makes me lol!

[EZE]

10 guests that is a record

[erratica]

I'm the Juggernaut, bitch.

[blackittymage]

im rick james bitch.

[Hyper Dude]

i'm rick Ashley bitch!

[EZE]

I'm EZE and I'm back bitch!

[Kitty Man]

I love my Eric.

[Roronoa Zoro]

Those darn stalking googlebots.

[Dillon]

Googlebots?

[X-life]

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/07/GoddamnBatman.jpg

[Kitty Man]

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/07/GoddamnBatman.jpg

Epic..

[Dillon]

I bet Bale made that.

[mws640]

We had a similar discussion in another forum I am in where we simply monitored what the guests did and posted it.
Guests do the craziest things.

[EZE]

Just who the hell do you think I am?

[Dillon]

Mrs. Brady.

[EZE]

Mrs. Brady.

Mrs. Tom Brady

[Dillon]

Wayne Brady

[EZE]

Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?

[Dillon]

Yes. Yes he does.

[EZE]

Well then, good for him.

[Dillon]

You are that bitch that he is going to choke, though.