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tehstucky
05-08-2009, 12:10 PM
she almost burned my fuckin house down with my kids IN IT!!!

i just realized, my aunt is narcoleptic and tonight, i've caught her twice, smoking while standing up AND sleeping. i tried being nice by saying "kelly... go to bed. you almost threw your cigarette at my desk and you almost fell over" and she got defensive and denied the whole thing by also blaming sammy who's been up all night.

k... if she can sleep during a cigarette... she can sleep through a baby who hasn't been crying as much as she says he has. i fuckin turned the tv off while she was asleep... went to bed... got up 2 minutes later... the tv is on. shes up and watching it when she should be fuckin knocked out from being so damn tired.

now, i can't sleep because i feel like i gotta stay up to make sure she doesn't do something like smoke in the living room. we only smoke at our kitchen fan so its not going all over the house... so i know she was doing some kind of sleepwalking because she was blowing smoke all over the place instead of behind her where the fan was.

im gonna fuckin kill this bitch if she so much as puts a burn hole in my floor.

GOD i hate some people!!!!!!!!!!

Morte
05-08-2009, 11:58 PM
:/ <3

tehstucky
05-10-2009, 10:01 AM
-_-

........FUCK!!!!

she's taking off her GPS bracelet on monday and is gonna be with me 24/7 for the next 4 damn weeks until it gets put back on (because she's swelling up in the legs and feet). meaning there won't be any breaks from her when she goes to work (she got a work release permit thingy).

and i feel like a damn bitch for complaining about that, because her swelling up... that means there's a possibility she might have a heart problem. we find out in a couple days.

i think i need to see a therapist, yo's! i think i've finally gone mad. O.o

Teh Adam
05-10-2009, 01:03 PM
KICK. HER. OUT.
Seriously, if a family member is causing you problems, tell her to get the fuck out.

elg0rd0
05-13-2009, 03:55 PM
*lights up a smoke*

malex
05-13-2009, 04:59 PM
wow i know shes family and your always supposed to help family but you need to put your kids first!

Teh Adam
05-13-2009, 07:41 PM
your kids > Her.

FOLLOW MY ADVICE.

tehstucky
05-13-2009, 11:12 PM
it's decided.
she's goin back to jail.
not backing out of it either.

need to have my own life... not mine AND hers and my kids need to feel comfortable being able to get up in the morning and get ready for school without having to sit on the floor because she took all the couch cushions to sleep on.

yeah.

she's outta here.

finally.

William Hildebrand
05-14-2009, 02:01 AM
*lights up a smoke*

LAWL!i

tehstucky
05-14-2009, 08:18 AM
*lights up a smoke*

i packed nodoz in that cig, there.

Kitty Man
05-14-2009, 11:42 AM
Nodoz?

William Hildebrand
05-14-2009, 06:53 PM
Nodoz?

Your guess is as good as mine.

tehstucky
05-14-2009, 08:29 PM
never heard of nodoz?

it's a caffeine pill you can get in the checkout line of a grocery store. never tried it but i guess my bro. took them when he was a kid and said they worked.

Kitty Man
05-15-2009, 04:13 AM
I've never heard of it.

tehstucky
05-15-2009, 06:22 AM
double you tee eff

Morte
05-19-2009, 12:11 AM
Nodoz are a trucker's best friend.

William Hildebrand
05-19-2009, 03:23 AM
Really?

tehstucky
05-19-2009, 06:15 AM
Nodoz are a trucker's best friend.

speed is a truckers best friend. my bio-dad used to take it to stay up when he was trucking in the 48's. some bad shit there. he doesn't take it anymore though.

Cipskile
07-21-2009, 04:01 AM
May babies ROCK...I should know Happy Birthday you mormon bitch am I going to go to hell for using mormon and bitch in the same sentence?

Homiko
07-21-2009, 04:58 PM
Good for you! ^_^ Yay psycho bitches!

tehstucky
07-21-2009, 07:23 PM
..........who's birthday is it?

Dillon
07-22-2009, 05:12 AM
Who is the new member?

tehstucky
07-24-2009, 05:25 AM
i dunno. we were talking about caffeine and speed and they suddenly wanted to wish a mormon a happy birftay.

wrong thread, perhaps?

i've done that. -_- many a time.

Dillon
07-24-2009, 08:10 AM
At least it wasn't about cialis.

uttenry09
01-22-2010, 05:18 AM
NP....
I have realized in my years of experienceI am old But younger then Albino..LoL
That the more "stuff" gets bottled up with you you need a release
Especially when stuff starts snowballing at you..
One thing after another

You will see in the next few weeks your Bitch session will work wonders for your morale

Mythril_Knight
01-22-2010, 09:39 AM
Who put the neodymium magnets near the bots?

Dillon
01-25-2010, 05:46 AM
At least they aren't singing folk songs.

Mythril_Knight
01-25-2010, 10:19 AM
Or them self destructing like akuma's. Maybe that what happened. Maybe General Cross got to them.